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kyocat64
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Which female body part is your favorite? Since we don't want anyone getting banned we can use numbers!

1:the "in between their legs"
2:jugs
3:legs
4:butt
5:face

and I'm pretty sure anything else you can just say.

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poopydoopy
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i like 1 2 4 thr all tied

miguelin11
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Well for some odd reason I always glare at their chest before there face, must be a habit

Snakebite
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Well for some odd reason I always glare at their chest before there face, must be a habit


Yes it is... A very annoying one at that.
twilightlover
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#1 and boobs!!! lol

Klaushouse
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Yo. It's all important. It comes as a package.

BUT I'M AN ASS N' JUGS MAN!



Haha wow I'm terrible. Sorry for even posting here. I feel ashamed.

Klaushouse
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Oh yeah, forgot to mention. Just in case you guys forgot. Although rare, there ARE actual chicks on this site, and probably some you talk to and don't even know, and you have successfully repelled any chance of you actually ever talking to one. Luckily I am not into 12 year olds.

poopydoopy
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have u ever sucked boobs i have:P

miguelin11
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have u ever sucked boobs i have:P


Lol, you mean you still suck your mommy's jugs? xD
TotallySane
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To me it doesn't really matter, but if she's got the Cover of Righteous Fury and Gilded Crimson Chestplate WHILE wielding the Gravel of Pure Light, oh man, that gets me harder than MJ in an orphanage.

Klaushouse
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the Cover of Righteous Fury and Gilded Crimson Chestplate WHILE wielding the Gravel of Pure Light


http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/teacher-boner.jpg
kyocat64
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I've sucked my girls It's nice. But I think that's indecent talk for this site xD And yeah why would I want to meet a girl on ArmorGames? That's pretty silly. Plus I have a gf so I'm good =D

Klaushouse
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I've sucked my girls


By saying stupid childish things like that, I have deduced you probably don't have a girlfriend, nor ever had one. Let alone "sucked" these imaginary girls. Go back to the playground.
kyocat64
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No really I have. You can not believe me if you want. But if you came to that deduction just by that post then I can come to the deduction that you've never gotten anything from ANY girl! I actually have a real gf that lives 5 mins away from me. You prolly have only had internet gfs ='( I'll cry for you

TotallySane
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http://www.herecomestheboss.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/teacher-boner.jpg


Yeah, he knows what's up.

But I think that's indecent talk for this site


You obviously don't really believe that because if you did you wouldn't have opened with

I've sucked my girls


But if you came to that deduction


You trying to fit the word deduction into your post so that you seemed on par with Klaus made me laugh.

I can come to the deduction


Twice.

you've never gotten anything from ANY girl!


Have you SEEN him? Chicks dig him and his ride.

You prolly have only had internet gfs


Masturbation: If you want it done right, do it yourself.
kyocat64
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I didn't even read Klaus's post smart shit. And if they dig him and his ride that means that they only dig his ride. Srry to have to be the one to break it to him. Girls only like you for your car *cries for him again* And you must be gay if ur judging ur body so hotly. Butt buddies maybe?

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