No really I have. You can not believe me if you want.
I didn't even read Klaus's post smart ****.
I deduct contradiction!
Butt buddies maybe?
It's called bromance buddy, and it's definitely nohomo.
Trying to win this argument is like trying to win at being bludgeoned in the face with an aluminum baseball bat, you are stupid just for trying. And the fact that you have to:
a) tell kids your promiscuity with fake women b) actually argue with someone because they don't believe you 3) care that someone doesn't believe you like the only reason you'd do it(or pretend to, in this case) is to get attention d) used deduction twice in one paragraph
( yes b and 3 are almost the same. )
I have come to the conduction (conclusion and deduction TOGETHER, which is actually a word with a complete different meaning) that even if you HAD ever had a girlfriend, even though you haven't, anything you have done is nullified by the fact that you are 12 and actually care that others believe you or not. And got trolled by my counterpart Sane.