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kyocat64
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Which female body part is your favorite? Since we don't want anyone getting banned we can use numbers!

1:the "in between their legs"
2:jugs
3:legs
4:butt
5:face

and I'm pretty sure anything else you can just say.

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Klaushouse
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Have you SEEN him? Chicks dig him and his ride.


My ride.


Let alone "sucked" these imaginary girls.


No really I have. You can not believe me if you want.


I didn't even read Klaus's post smart ****.


I deduct contradiction!


Butt buddies maybe?

It's called bromance buddy, and it's definitely nohomo.



Trying to win this argument is like trying to win at being bludgeoned in the face with an aluminum baseball bat, you are stupid just for trying. And the fact that you have to:

a) tell kids your promiscuity with fake women
b) actually argue with someone because they don't believe you
3) care that someone doesn't believe you like the only reason you'd do it(or pretend to, in this case) is to get attention
d) used deduction twice in one paragraph

( yes b and 3 are almost the same. )

I have come to the conduction (conclusion and deduction TOGETHER, which is actually a word with a complete different meaning) that even if you HAD ever had a girlfriend, even though you haven't, anything you have done is nullified by the fact that you are 12 and actually care that others believe you or not. And got trolled by my counterpart Sane.
Veobahamut
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The HD ready TV.

Zega
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This is what I call off-topic.


Rawr, I choose...........
4.5, butt-face... Or headbutt?

Owen135731
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I find it saddening that this topic has reached 200+ posts in a day and a half.

Zega
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I find it saddening that this topic has reached 200+ posts in a day and a half.
What's so sad about it! Kids these days are interested for once!
goumas13
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I find it saddening that this topic has reached 200+ posts in a day and a half.

All AG's sex topics break all post-records. Kids love talking about sex and trolls love also such threads.
Impact
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I think Klaus is a girl. He seems to be on his perdiod.

kyocat64
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I was trying to think of a topic that a lot of people could talk about, and I found it. It's entertaining is it not?

Green12324
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Nah, this thread is just so popular because of the occasionally hilarious off topicness.

hitmanvp95
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i like 5,,4,3 and 2

Zophia
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I have a feeling I'll be wanting to actually read this thread through tomorrow, both for your allegedly hilarious off topics and what else there is...

For now I'll just give a default short answer because this thread's mere existence greatly amuses me.

I have a liking for hands (not a fetish, though). Aside from that, various facial features (lips, eyes, noses)... And breasts. Yeah.

Sarthra21
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Facial features is what I like most. Then comes personality.

TotallySane
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I have a liking for hands


Ugh, what a creepy fetish./
Pau11Wa11
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its all important, especially 5 and 6

shayneii
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Breasts *thumbs up*

And definitely face, because that is what you will be shoving your mouth on (among other things) ROFL

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