Okay, the rules are simple, like most of the other topics I post. All you gotta do is start up Google Language Translator, and choose a random language to speak! I do not recommend English, because we always speak it! Also, state the language you speak! Last thing, copy paste what it translates to, so you can have all the fancy symbols and such.
P.S. I don't think this thread will work out, unfortunately. The character mapping goes all funky when one includes accents and dipthongs etc. making the post unreadable.
ich bi vo de schwiz, es ghit für das kein übersetzer will schwizerdütsch e sproch isch wo gar kei grammatik het also chan ichs so schriebe wie ich will xP.
Translation: I'm from Switzerland, for that language there's no translation cos it doesn't have a grammar so I can write the words as I want xP