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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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lalala12
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You try to eat the pasta but taste energy shield instead...

Anyone else?

zlith
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I'm gonna splice to spacial being when I can.

I'll shoot the generator a bunch since the shocks would power up my cybersuit as well as hurt me. I really like this cybersuit.

jdoggparty
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Hmm. I shoot the gen too.

thisisnotanalt
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The thing about base attack is that it doesn't always make sense. IF you have a basic attack of 7, then your innate strength won't increase the damage of a firearm. Attack is more of a damage multiplier for mele weapons, and an accuracy/efficiency/deadliness with a gun. OR we could scrap that. I'm flexible about damage calculation~

lalala12
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Yeah, that makes sense...

The old *max* attack system didn't work well...

Blablabla...

Gen takes 17 damage and is supercharged...

It shoots zlith for 3 damage back, and he is glued to the ground from the static electricity. The electricity hops to jdogg, hitting him for 8, and the energy shield is now charged with electricity...

All electric attacks are nullified for a turn, ye can stil power yourself up...

Oh, zlith, you have a powered up suit, but no melee attacks...your gun still can be used though, so yuou can still cast spells.

Somehow jdogg's spit is fried and catches on fire, damaging the generator for 3. It's on fire!11!!1!!!
And...generator: 100 HP, 2 DEF
Pasta: 10,000 HP, 5 DEF (it got nerfed)

zlith, remember that you have 2 hp left...(assuming 20 base, you took 18 total). Oh yeah the pasta throws sauce at you, but you eat the sauce and you end up healing yourself So yew took zero damage...

Oh and...err...no one's gonna be able to take down the pasta if the co-hosts are all gone >_>

Moabarmorgamer
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I'll shoot the generator and simply put the pasta in a nice giant doggie bag to take care of later.

zlith
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I'll direct my extra power into my lazer gun to shoot a super lazer at the generator. I love my cybersuit, it has come in handy a lot.

lalala12
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You do 10 damage...

zlith, are you sure you aren't out of MP yet?...

blablabla zlith does bla damage and bla happens...

17...

Gen haz 73 Hp left, pasta is still at 10,000/2.

Gen zaps moat and knocks him into dogg. Moat takse 15 damage...dogg 9

Pasta throws more sauce at moat, who captures it in a bag (yay!)

Moabarmorgamer
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I'll eat some of the sauce to rejuvenate myself, then set the pasta on fire.

zlith
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I haven't used any spells this battle, how would I run out of MP?

lalala12
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Spamming shock = using shock...

Even if it's used on yourself...

zlith
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All I did was shoot the generator, you said it shocked me.

lalala12
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OHhhh

Read it wrong, thought you were shocking yourself to power up the suit, but you phrased it so that the generator's shocks *would* power it up...

My bad, sorry.

Burnt
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sr i had a lot of studying to do lately...
i shall do my super mega jump-in teh-air-and-blast-the-cr@p-out-of-'em attack on teh generator.

jdoggparty
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Then i shoot burnt and he is eaten xD

jk. I shoot charge the outside of the pasta while its gen is distracted

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