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thisisnotanalt
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Here's the lowdown . . . .

Jess (Laela), Burnt (BURN), lalala (Bob) and Moat (Moat) will be joining me as cohosts.

Zlith, Jdogg, Bluydee, and SonnyNerd will be joining me as players. (if they don't show themselves for a long time, I'll reopen signup temporarily).

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As one would expect, the changed Udiston did not survive the slaying of it's dimensional king. It was all being held together by that one pin - and when the 1337th Gozaran Merc division shattered the monarch, the energy was released. This led to the Mercenaries getting out just in time - after they flew away on the airship, all of Udiston collapsed on itself. The sea reclaimed the now-empty area.



Gozara celebrated the eradication of their lifelong enemy, the Golden Kingdom . . . Udiston. The very name once induced an unholy fear in the minds of citizens - it began to symbolize Gozaran superiority. Technology started racing forward - Gozara gradually metamorphosed into a grand kingdom. It owned the world. And the citizens never forgot it. But there is a chaos stirring under the earth - the destruction of the Udistonian landmass threw off the tilt of the planet, and an unknown continent was revealed. Gwehrstag and Gozara sucked the land dry, taking its energy, its people, and its land slave and hostage. But a revolution is brewing . . . the clowns and the gods have spoken, and Gozara and Gwehrstag will be destroyed. The clowns will have their revenge.


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You can find battling info on the website here.

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The 1337th merc division is currently given free roam of the world.


You can go to 3 continents at this point:

Gondwana (Gozara, Gwehrstag, other countries)

Rydanor (Derstaton, Nation of the RLC, Randomnameus)

Altopia (Kolton, island nation of Takanoa, Lemuria, TNTHAGAAL [Alt's nation])

But a nagging feeling says your roaming will not last long . . . .

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zlith
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If the thingy is broken then I will...what are we fighting again?

lalala12
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Me need sheetie >_>

Uhh...burnt does 10 damage...

Jdogg does 5 damage to the pasta (gratz!)

zlith does 4...

Generator has....wait...uhh...
59 HP/1 def
Shielide still up
Pasta has 9,996/2 defense

Pasta throws noodles at jdogg, doing 6 damage and stunning him while he eats his way out...

Gen fries burnt for 48.

jdoggparty
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Here is mah sheetie.

Jdogg
Foot Soldier
Level 2
Stats
HP: 30/35
MP: 10/10
Attack: 4; +3
Defense: 6; +3
Equipment
-Weapon: Assault Rifle Atk+3
-Armor: Military Armor Def+3
Skills
-Double Tap (shoots enemy twice, costs 3 MP)
-Stimulant (doubles damage of attacks for the next turn, costs 4 MP)

Is the pasta lazar-resistent. BURNT GET ME OUT OF TEH PASTA!!!

zlith
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============="oficial stuff"=============
Name: Samuel Smith
Nickname: Vise
class: Yari
=============stats 'n' such=============
HP: 20/20
MP: 22/43
Atk: 3 [+4] (physical attack damage halved)
Def: 5 [+2]
Lvl: 2
===============i-tems=================
Weapon: Laser Rifle Atk+4 (magic damage x1.5)
Armor: Cybernetic Armor Def+2 [Special: Energy Node (10% chance to let a skill be used without MP cost)]
Msc: none
================skillz=================
Abilities:
---Shock (charges the enemy with electricity, does normal damage, costs 5 MP)
---Incinerate (destroys an enemy with sheer force, does quadruple damage, costs 15 MP)
---Snap Freeze (stuns an enemy, does normal damage, costs 7 MP)
Weapon Abilities: none

Um I'll run up to the generator and lazer it at close range.

Moabarmorgamer
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I has idea!
I shall supply us all with forks, spoons, plates, and drinks.
They shall help us in eating the pasta straight out.
Which we will do right now.
Nom nom.

lalala12
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Well, you get them and...the F-bomb wore out?

uhh....zlith you whacked your head on the shield and are stunned for a turn...

jdogg is no longer stunned...

moat ate energy shield...you should've read the label that says "Warning: Choking hazard. Keep away from face! DO NOT EAT"

Moabarmorgamer
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Hao was I supposed to know that was there?
Ah well, at least now I get to sue the Giant Pasta With Energy Shield industry because they didn't make their warning label big enough to read and caused...whatever that crap causes!
And now I continue to nom nom, making sure to properly digest xP.

jdoggparty
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I shoot the pasta at far range so it doesnt hurt zlith.

lalala12
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lalala12
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Goodbye RPG...

You've had your popularity and record for longest-running forum RPG here, but it's time to go...

R.I.P. Dystopia.

thisisnotanalt
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163 pages of lulz . . . .

Meh, I'll do a new dystopia storyline/RPG sometime later . . . after WoM.

zlith
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zlith
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Why does this have to end? We need to be more organized with our time...if only that could happen.

Burnt
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i say make a new one with only one host cuz we ain't responsible enough for that... and make it during the summer vacantion

Burnt
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Burnt
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just wanted to bring the worlds greatest forum game back to the world's attention... gonna miss this one...

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