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Blu3sBr0s
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Ghoti

How do you pronounce that word?

The answer: Fish

Enough
Women
Nation

English is the most ambiguos language in the world. So many different letter combinations, with so many different pronunciations. Other languages, like French, have optimized. They have made the language logical and removed all of the"ghoti" situations.

Ways to make the "Sh" sound in english:

shirt, sugar, chute, action, issue, ocean, conscious, mansion, schwa, anxious, and special

Should we optimize the english language? It IS the language of business in the world, and it would make it much easier to learn.

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thisisnotanalt
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I never mentioned America. Canadian English is virtually the same.


you couldn't tell that I was kidding? :P

This is one of the reasons English is the most difficult language to learn.


It's tough, but not the toughest. There are some Scandinavian languages, like certain types of Icelandic, that are much more difficult to learn.

English is very difficult to learn to spell, though. Speaking it is comparatively easy to some languages, but learning to write in English is tough due to all the different grammar and spelling rules.

French is really easy to learn.

Ca va?

Ca va. Ca va?

Ca va.

Yeah, that was a whole short conversation, lol.

But at the same time, I don't see why this is a significant enough world event or problem for a thread. Yeah, English is a crazy language, but it isn't some sort of grand trespass to human rights or anything.
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you couldn't tell that I was kidding? :P


Like I'm about to go tell someone else. I'm not always good at it xD

There are some Scandinavian languages, like certain types of Icelandic, that are much more difficult to learn.


More difficult to learn from the English perspective Because they have such little relation to English.

I don't see why this is a significant enough world event or problem for a thread.


I guess =P Sometimes it is hard to make the distinction between the tavern section and this one. If you post something that isn't a world event/politics/religion in the tavern but want intelligent conversation it is sometimes difficult to come by.

I just categorize this as the smartness section of the forums

French is really easy to learn.


Beacuse it follows a logical system of rules
thisisnotanalt
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Beacuse it follows a logical system of rules


Yepperdoodles.

It's vewy simpuhll.
FloydTC
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French is really easy to learn.


but the downside is, after you learn it, you end up speaking french.
Lieutenut
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But people who are just learning English WILL change.


what about the people who already learned English? won't there be a little thing called mis-communication?
Blu3sBr0s
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what about the people who already learned English? won't there be a little thing called mis-communication?


Well you people who know English in it's incorrect form will slowly be phased out

And you won't have trouble communicating. At least no more trouble than you have when speaking to someone who's slang you don't know.
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I speak American. The radical differences between the different English regions is astounding. I know I can't understand how many people here even speak.

balerion07
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Well you people who know English in it's incorrect form will slowly be phased out


That is laughable. Seriously...
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I like our language

Armourknight
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Well you people who know English in it's incorrect form will slowly be phased out

Guess how many people don't know English correctly? Lots! So lots of people will be phased out.. which is incorrect. So barlerion07 is correct.
balerion07
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Yippe!

Ghoti tastes pretty good as long as it is baked.

Blu3sBr0s
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That is laughable. Seriously...quote]

How did the French manage to optimize their langauge aproximately 300 years ago?

[quote]Yippe!
Ghoti tastes pretty good as long as it is baked.


I prefer smoked
deserteagle
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I prefer smoked


Yuck! you got to grill it right! Throw a little rum on it and presto!

I kinda hate English, Stupid grammar stuff. Yet, its my first language... >_<
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it isnt our fault that foreigners cant learn our language. they give up too easily.


They understand English grammar rules better than most fluent people I know.
Ernie15
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I speak English good enough. Why do I gotta learn it any more well?

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