ForumsWEPRMr. President, I have a way to kill Osama Bin Ladin.

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dudeguy45
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Ok, so Osama needs artificial Kidneys to live, correct? There are only two places in the world that make them, one in the USA and the other is in Switzerland. Find some kidneys going to the Middle East area, put a homing device in it, track him down, snipe.

Or you can put a explosive in the kidney. Whichever floats your boat.

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balerion07
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And tell me why the **** he would accept those exploding kidneys?


Thats why you put explosives in ALL the kidneys.
balerion07
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As long as only the explosive ones go to the Middle East what's the problem???

balerion07
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Thats why we make the Swiss do it.

dudeguy45
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Ok, forget the explosive. Banter about the homing device, as small as the period at the end of this sentance.

deserteagle
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Then plant them in an arab's kideny.

ComradeWolf
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http://www.thepeoplescube.com/images/Shovel_Ready_Obama_Queen.jpgI think Osama Bin Laden isnt even the leader of the terroist rings. He is probably a figurehead, like his equilly menacing counterpart, the queen of england.
Dont ask where this came from. The Queen would eat me if she found out.

balerion07
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If we can even find thier kidney!

balerion07
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He is probably a figurehead, like his equilly menacing counterpart, the queen of england.


She is 16 times as menacing because she is 16 times a queen!
balerion07
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Interesting theory.

valkyrie1119
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This isn't as easy to do as it sounds. What about a swap or a mix up? What if the terrorists find out and make it back fire? Remember, in war, nothing goes according to plan.

BaronScot
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explosive kidneys?

that is not the kind of obama health care i signed up for

DirtyCodingHabitz
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explosive kidneys?

that is not the kind of obama health care i signed up for


no one really signed up for Obama's Health Care lol
thisisnotanalt
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Dudeguy . . . .

http://img160.imageshack.us/img160/2913/altscaptionedimagethe1sn.jpg

(I caption'd it myself :P)

Pau11Wa11
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dudeguy, your an idiot for making this thread. FAIL

n00bie1296
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lol like the preident plays armor games lmao.

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