ForumsWEPRMr. President, I have a way to kill Osama Bin Ladin.

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dudeguy45
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Ok, so Osama needs artificial Kidneys to live, correct? There are only two places in the world that make them, one in the USA and the other is in Switzerland. Find some kidneys going to the Middle East area, put a homing device in it, track him down, snipe.

Or you can put a explosive in the kidney. Whichever floats your boat.

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German3945
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eh i'm not exactly ever oriented enough to catch that stuff online, especially on weekends or other... relaxation... occasions.

communist09
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Sorry, sometimes I forget we don't have the ability to read each others mind.

German3945
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that and the self-induced chemical imbalance of my mind. but yes i agree, we should blame it on you.

Maverick4
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most (80-98%) terrorists


and 80-98% of terrorists


And 73% of all statistics are made up. -_-

no but dont you think we would know if he died


Yea, I just have such an emotional connection with Bin Laden, I just KNOW if he were to die...

Dude, if we dont know where he is, I doubt we'll know if he's dead or not. Unless we get a terrorist home video showing him dead/dying, but if not...

No.
German3945
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last we knew, he was alive. therefore, it is only reasonable to assume he is alive.

balerion07
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European nations, seeing as they are all very democratic (not in the political party sense) and very capitalist.


*CoughSocialismCough*
iamsuperawesome
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ossoma is a 6 foot tall afghani guy on a dyallisus machine, hideing in a cave,in afghanistan. mr. president, send our boys in with R.P.Gs and infared scopes. search the caves, and blow the heck out of any thing that moves. simple.

Svyat57
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I say if some one sees the busta he gotta take him down .

Maverick4
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last we knew, he was alive. therefore, it is only reasonable to assume he is alive.


Eh, that was sarcasm m8. Maby I should have said that...

Well, I always expect the worst and hope for the best, that way your never surprised.
VoteSocialist
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George Washington was a terrorist too.

ComradeWolf
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And thats what most Americans fail to realize. America was founded by Terroists. You just forgot to play rough back.
Obviously, your a rich country(And yes you are six feet under in debt, but still, the average person can afford a car and a house.)

Now Osama is probably just a puppethead. What really concerns me, is who is next to rise against you guys.

And really, thats your problem. These "terroists" or Afgani Geurilla's, no matter how big or advanced your army is, they will always beat you. Just for one simple fact: Afghanistan is a large nation, and they know the lay of the land better then anyone else. Even with advanced sattelite imagery, they will knwo the land better then you. Its like if a army invaded your town. Sure thye might be better equipped then you, but who will know your town better?

Not only to mention, these geurilla's spent their entire lives fighting. They were made as cutthroat killing machines. They have no other purpose. And a democracy will never work there. You got so many fueding tribes in Afghanistan, you might as well either let them kill each other off, and help one of the tribes, and jsut make a dictatorship. Now this may sound wrong, but if you dont want a bunch of hit and run geurilla's attacking the nations around it, raiding it as if they were a bunch of barbarians, Then I would suggest you consolidate its power there. Democracy is a good idea, but it will not work for everything. And that's what I find, In my opinion, America fails to realize. Drive out the Taliban, and place a msot trustworthy tribe in its place. Afghanistan is too warlike to ever have a democracy. It's a simple fact.

German3945
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America was founded by Terroists

the british colonies were founded primarily and majorly until well after the foundation of the USA by rich, upper class and upper-middle class people.
Now Osama is probably just a puppethead

Osama has directed terrorist actions on a large scale before. he's leader material.
the_manta
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rise against


Prayer of the Refugee?

Actually, that's all I have to say. You guys seem to have it handled.
mastercief26
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i have an idea. lets ROFLpwn iraq with nukes and then do the same with palestine and all of the other arab countries in arabia so he has nowhere to hide. then kill him. yayyyyy!!!!! :-)

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Palestine doesn't exist.

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