ForumsWEPRMr. President, I have a way to kill Osama Bin Ladin.

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dudeguy45
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Ok, so Osama needs artificial Kidneys to live, correct? There are only two places in the world that make them, one in the USA and the other is in Switzerland. Find some kidneys going to the Middle East area, put a homing device in it, track him down, snipe.

Or you can put a explosive in the kidney. Whichever floats your boat.

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Spartianc
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Why dont we just bomb ALL the caves in afhganistan?

dudeguy45
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Spartianc, cause there could be innocents in there.

Alpha791
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I think that explosive kidneys might do the trick, I mean if someone in the middle east gets it by mistake its JUST the middle east ROFLMFAO

JK JK JK

Maverick4
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Well, if somebody in the middle east DID get the kidneys, they would explode. Just like hundreds of OTHER SUICIDE BOMBERS. And it would be passed off as that, and get hushed up. Simple. Plus, whats there not to like about inocents spontaneous combusting? -_-

Susshoumaru1
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Good Ideas =)

dudeguy, your an idiot for making this thread. FAIL


No, good sir, you fail
loganada
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No way osama is even coming out of his cave! he has a look alike doing all of the shit out of it! DUHH

KoolFace
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This thread is moronic.

I second that.

Osama would get the kidney to first be sent from Swiz to Russia then to him...Side stepping you tottally.

so have fun standing there with kindney bombs in your hands while Osama laughs at you from his cave.

balerion07
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Whats the difference between Osama and Obama?

A little BS.

FloydTC
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do we have any proof that bin laden is even alive?

Ricador
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I still think carpet bombing is a better idea...

And for the record, Al Qaeda is not really a threat anymore, The Talbian is the new power that is becoming dangerous. They are the ones currently engaging our troops and pulling off attacks. They starting to gain power and troops again, right now they are estimated to be 45,000 men strong.

Maverick4
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Carpet Bombing, no. High-Altitude Prescicion Bombing, Yes. Followed by smartbombs, and a US Invasion using tanks to make mass encirclements of enemy troop locations, using Tank-Supported INfantry to mop it all up. The Infantry would have to be Mobile/Armoured though...

Modern Blitzkrieg...

do we have any proof that bin laden is even alive?


A Little Joke between me and a friend:

Terrorist: Yea! The Emericans are leaving! Now we can tell Been Laden to come out of his heeding place!

*Walks Over to Closet*

Skeleton Falls out.
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Its intended as a cartoon, one frame with the terrorist one one side, and a view of the closet on the other side. Tried to make it work with just writing it but...
communist09
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This thread sounds reasonable because any international terrorist who's been hiding for a very long time will gladly and immediately accept help from an European developed country, that would gladly kill him if they had the chance.

tennisman24
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do we have any proof that bin laden is even alive?


no but dont you think we would know if he died
German3945
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This thread sounds reasonable because any international terrorist who's been hiding for a very long time will gladly and immediately accept help from an European developed country, that would gladly kill him if they had the chance.

that's completely untrue.

most (80-98%) terrorists would not ever align themselves with developed European nations, seeing as they are all very democratic (not in the political party sense) and very capitalist. and 80-98% of terrorists are against democratic capitalist nations.
communist09
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most (80-98%) terrorists would not ever align themselves with developed European nations, seeing as they are all very democratic (not in the political party sense) and very capitalist. and 80-98% of terrorists are against democratic capitalist nations.


Ummm... I was being sarcastic, lol sorry I should have stated that
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