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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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R4000
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R4000
1,245 posts
Nomad

I attack you by telling you that you have way too much health. I mean, it would take over... 998³ posts to kill you! Actually much more than that. Maybe make the DMG that ppl inflict LOTSA higher or your health LOTSA lower.

And... LOTSA SPAGHETTI!

Slicerdice
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Slicerdice
26 posts
Nomad

I fart

DarthLeon
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DarthLeon
3 posts
Nomad

i remove your organs from existance

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

Strike you with a scimitar, and shoot 898 arrows at you. I then hang you from a 500 ft building and leave you there to die. And then use your body as a window display where your soul will be extracted and used for my own nefarious purposes. Then I turn into The Chosen One from Animator vs Animation 2 and burn you alive with my HAWT Fire breath and piercing Laser eyes. I repeat these steps for 50 hours STRAIGHT.

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

Watch the video to understand

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

He's immune to fiction

I bash you with all my homework and projects.

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
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Peasant

Well he isnt immune to arrows and being hung and having his soul extracted, is he? Maybe my "The Chosen One" thing won't work, but the arrows, hanging, and soul extraction should at least do something.

DarthLeon
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DarthLeon
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Nomad

oh right i forgot anyway i stab you in the gut and pull your heart out

Alpha791
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Alpha791
3,896 posts
Peasant

I get extreme fighter Kimbo Slice to punch you repeatedly

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Pacora - Nope. STUNNED!!!
Fractalman - 10000 damage
R4000 - 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 damage. LOL, just kidding. 200, good effort.
Slicerdice - 85 damage
Gunthex - 1000 damage
Darthleon - 5000 damage
Heyjakepa2 - 1000000 damage for video , 7000 for others. I love that video.
Lalala12 - You're right. Mwahahaha, Jakepa. Stunned.
Alpha791 - 800 damage

Me: 9,998,986,818,200 health
Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Nukes, for 6 turns
Fictional things, for 1 turn.
Compliments, for 5 turns
School Subjects, for 5 turns
Singers, for 1 turn
The Jonas Brothers, for 11 turns
The number 999, for 1 turn
Other
Nukes do 10x damage to any inventive posters.
X1000000 damage to a poster who can tell me what film my girlfriend is from.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Gunthex - 500 damage.

Me: 9,998,986,818,200 health
Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Nukes, for 6 turns
Fictional things, for 1 turn.
Compliments, for 5 turns
School Subjects, for 5 turns
Singers, for 1 turn
The Jonas Brothers, for 11 turns
The number 999, for 1 turn
Other
Nukes do 10x damage to any inventive posters.
X1000000 damage to a poster who can tell me what film my girlfriend is from.

fractalman
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fractalman
635 posts
Nomad

immunity/vulnerability collision...so, does a creative use of nukes override the immunity, or do we have to wait? (I.E. are nukes allowed, but risky to the attacker, or simply blocked till the immunity wears off?)

This round, I slice you with a dagger composed of a steel/titanium alloy...it can dent concrete, easily.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Fractalman - I put it there too see how many people would fall for it.
Gunthex - Immune

Me: 9,998,986,818,200 health
Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Nukes, for 6 turns
Compliments, for 4 turns
School Subjects, for 4 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 10 turns
Other
Nukes do 10x damage to any inventive posters.
X1000000 damage to a poster who can tell me what film my girlfriend is from.
They also get to use numbers over 9000!!! XD.
X1000000 damage to the person who can tell me if I has a flava.

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

I take a ghost, cloak it, and call down a nuke....WITHOUT ocular implants (yay i died ^^)

MarioMario
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MarioMario
1,212 posts
Peasant

I take out a lasar gun and shoot you to bits.

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