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obscuredemon
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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obscuredemon
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Lalala12 - 150 damage. They only carry grass.
Remofalius - Use photobucket
Driejen - 10,000 damage
Me 3.0 - 959,849 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Other
Finished charging. Touch activation activated.
Weaknesses
Anyone who can tell what colour (according to the original NES game) does the power suit wearing Samus Aran wear under their armour?
Fatalities
None at present...

sonicheroes95
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it's blue isn't it.

i use twin rasengan on you!

lalala12
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I think it's pink...

Anyway...

I take a bunch of people, arm them with err...teeny blades of grass that came from your lawn, and chaaaaaarge

Alpha791
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Drop an H-Bomb on you.

fractalman
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Nomad

I somehow convince palkia and dialga to use spacial rend and roar of time on you (respectively). I follow it up with a traditional blast from the death star laser.

driejen
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I throw you into VY Canis Majoris:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fe/Sun_and_VY_Canis_Majoris.svg/250px-Sun_and_VY_Canis_Majoris.svg.png

R4000
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Nomad

I shoot 999 rounds at you with a mAchine gun

obscuredemon
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Sonicheroes95 - What?! And are you continuing Extinction RPG?
Lalala12 - 49 damage. And yes, pink, well done.
Alpha791 - 10,000 damage
Fractalman - 100,000 damage
Driejen - Blue White stars are hotter... But still 100,000 damage.
R4000 - 1800 damage

Me 3.0 - 748,000 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Generation IV Legendary Pokemon
Stars (Red, Blue White, Yellow)
MAchine guns
Other
Touch activation engaged - ZZZZZAAAP! Driejen hit.
Weaknesses
Lalala12 - x10 damage for 3 pages
Fatalities
Driejen, for 1 page.

Alpha791
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I beat you 1000 times with a club. Then I dunk you in acid for 1000 years.

MarioMario
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MarioMario
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I Sent 1000 paper airplanes to give you many paper cuts! MAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!

R4000
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Nomad

I put you in a quiz which zaps you if you get the wrong answer. (Without touching you)

Question 1: What is the meaning of life, the universe, and everything?

darknessnerd
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I glue you to a chair you have too watch 999 episodes of Dora the explorer.

sonicheroes95
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twin rasengan, it's a move from naruto.
and no, besides don't you run that rpg?
i use 8 trigrams:64 palm on you.

madbob2
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The answer is 42, but any who now, I use everything that you are not immune to, or that touches you, 100000000 times.

fractalman
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Nomad

you specified imunity to common specific star types, but you did not include the black star! (more commonly known as a black hole).
I get zapdos, articuno, and moltres (along with ash's pikachu, charizard, and misty's staryu) to combine their attacks to send you flying toward a black hole. On the way there, you are harrased by deoxys (er...it's generation III, right?), and a group of unown comes and gives substance to your worst nightmares.

Then you fall into the black hole, which is one of the medium sorts...the small-medium ones are the most difficult to survive . Did I mention the intense radiation as you fall towards them, in addition to the gravitational stress?

Seems I've pretty much exhausted the power of pokemon at this point...

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