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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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fractalman
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err...from what I can tell, the unown's power isn't actually psychic-based, it's just...similar enough that most people consider it to be psychic.
Tt's actually of an unkown type.

lalala12
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2,164 posts
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Yay!

I take a sniper rifle and load it with a blade of grass. Then I shoot you

sonicheroes95
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i set the blade of grass on fire as lalala shoots it, making it stronger.

obscuredemon
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1,426 posts
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Alpha791 - 1000hits x1000 years = stunned.
Mariomario - 40 damage
R4000 - Easy. 42. Thank you Hitchhiker's Guide to the galaxy.
Darknessnerd - 4,000,00 damage
Sonicheroes95 - Thanks for the answer. 30,000 damage
madbob2 - Over 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fractalman - 1,00,000 damage
Fractalman - In the games, it's a psychic type. Use bulbapedia.
R4000- 17000 damage

Me 3.0 - 200,960 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars (Red, Blue, White, Yellow, Black Hole)
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Other
None
Weaknesses
Lalala12 - x10 damage for 3 pages
Fatalities
Driejen, for 1 page.
Madbob2 - 2 pages
Alpha791 - 1 page

lalala12
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Awww forgot no grass...

Fiiine, I stick all my homework + projects I should be doing right now (a lot) and shoot you with it

Alpha791
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Alpha791
3,896 posts
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OMG YOU RETARD I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO TIMES THOSE TOGETHER!!!! YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOT!!! I SAID HIT YOU AND DUNK YOU THOSE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER!!!

MarioMario
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MarioMario
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[quote]OMG YOU RETARD I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO TIMES THOSE TOGETHER!!!! YOU GOD ****ED IDIOT!!! I SAID HIT YOU AND DUNK YOU THOSE HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH EACH OTHER!!!

Wow Alpha seems mad.Well any way I sent out the Orange star(Did'nt say anything about that) and make it fall on top of you sqashing you to death.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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I stab you with a knife,throw you in a acid hole with sharp razor blades,rattle snakes and I curse at you!

singid25
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singid25
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I hit you with a radioactive sledge hammer. Ouch.

madbob2
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madbob2
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I gave you the answer

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
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when in doubt, c4

i put 1000 tons of c4 on you then blast you away!

hobgoblin3
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455 posts
Nomad

I use a drill in your ass and turn it on, a really big drill
LIKE THIS ONE
http://cache.io9.com/assets/resources/2008/01/closedrill.jpg

obscuredemon
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Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Just deleted 30mins typing of damage and immunities!! *************************************************************^*^*^# pcpcpucp==!=$!=*?=$?=$!=?=<*=<=>*>*>%*#*<=^<=+<=*>=Â¥~*}\\^{_*}]#+\\â¢%{{***********************=^<*<Â¥%%#%%$*â¬Â¥â¢%<â¬>â¬***************"£(&"(@)&((&(&(&(&(&(&(&("£;"£;"£;**********************+? v v v v v v v v. V. Hhh.

And then... POWER CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! £@£&£&£&£&"&"&"£"&"Â&pound"" nmvmvmnnnnnn'nnnnnnn!!!!!!!!!!!
You did:

Me 3.0 - 150,960 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that donor exist
Other
None
Weaknesses
Lalala12 - x10 damage for 2 pages
Fatalities
Madbob2 - 1 pages

Alpha791
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Alpha791
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I get a 3 ounce clump of strange of strange matter and make you eat it. Strange matter causes all normal, stable matter in close proximity to transform into unstable, strange matter. Eventually the strange matter will transform you into a clump of deadly, useless strange matter.

lalala12
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I take my bottle of orange soda, and throw it at you

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