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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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sonicheroes95
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Peasant

i take out way to dawn and use sonic blade on you.(kingdom hearts if your wondering)

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

let me change that.

i take a crossbow, set an arrow on fire, then shoot you in the head for a head-shot.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
Nomad

I cough at you!*cough**cough*You feel week,sad,miserable and you are shivering in pain of DOOMastic Svine Flu!

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Alpha791 - cool. 952 damage.
Lalala - 100 damage.
Sonicheroes95 - 808 damage
Remofalius - Already had it in real life, so HA!

Me 3.0 - 149,000 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Other
None
Weaknesses
Lalala12 - x10 damage for 2 pages
Fatalities
Madbob2 - 1 pages

Wow, beat me now... MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

sirfrank
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sirfrank
420 posts
Nomad

i ask god to kill you were close friends

Rayzac33
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Rayzac33
182 posts
Nomad

I make swallow a mystery substance with a ph level of 12 (not lower than 3.5) and then make you watch educational T.V.

Alpha791
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Alpha791
3,896 posts
Peasant

I make you get inside of the particle accelerator in the middle where you are getting constantly pummeled by particles of matter (not strange matter) and when they collide inside your body they cause a black hole inside you and you get ripped into lots of little pieces by the black hole.

MarioMario
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MarioMario
1,212 posts
Peasant

I take out my WATER BOTTLEand make you drink all of it!MAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

sonicheroes95
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sonicheroes95
13,701 posts
Peasant

i take out way to dawn and slice you to pieces.(way to dawn is what i call my sword)

R4000
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R4000
1,245 posts
Nomad

I make you drink out of a toilet.

boyci4
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boyci4
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Nomad

I kick your nuts so hard their come out your ASS!

darknessnerd
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darknessnerd
1,139 posts
Nomad

I get Zeus to shoot a bolt at you. Woohoo for nice and simple.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

A little quiz...Whitch head is real? http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JKIdaHlR6ZQ/SNLdPT13gEI/AAAAAAAACVo/k0wbFRN519g/s1600/Hydra&imgrefurl=http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_JKIdaHlR6ZQ/SNLdPT13gEI/AAAAAAAACVo/k0wbFRN519g/s1600-h/Hydra&usg=__ZaNIsLb785uW_UIVY9dFzi5l9Vg=&h=399&w=600&sz=68&hl=en&start=3&tbnid=zxNOkoffSwVMWM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=135&amprev=/images%3Fq%3Dhydra%26ndsp%3D20%26hl%3Den%26sa%3DN

Answer:ALL OF THEM!!! (Hydra eats you)

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
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Nomad

Sirfrank - God loves, man kills. Don't you just love Marvel story arcs? + 1,000 health
Rayzac33 - 1000 damage.
Alpha791 - 10,000 damage
Mariomario - 0 damage. Make it holy.
Sonicheroes95 - 1000 damage
R4000 - 0 damage
Boyci4 - 2000 damage
Darknessnerd - 1000 damage
Remofalius - Go read a bb code guide.

Me 3.0 - 134,000 health
Immunities:
Numbers over 1000
Warp Rays
Auto Shotguns
Pirates of the Caribbean
Chainsaws
Mechine Guns [sic]
Psychic Powers
Grass Carriers
Blades of Grass
Nukes
Pokemon
Stars
MAchine guns
Any attack from any cartoon which involves a 9 tailed demon fox
Zappy quiz things
Children's TV
Paper Planes
Baseball Bats
Periods of time longer than 1 year
Every form of explosive.
Every knife
Everything with a pH lower than 3.5
Hammers
All post 1800 guns.
Hammers
Jonas Brothers
Things that do not exist
Crossbows
Flaming things
Orange Soda
Strange Matter
Diseases
Anything from Greece
Gods
Holy water
Nut Kicking
Black Holes
Particles smaller than a graviton
Other
None
Weaknesses
Lalala12 - x10 damage for 1 page
Fatalities
None

Alpha791
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3,896 posts
Peasant

I stab you with a poison tipped mace then break your nose then I mace you. (The spray that burns your eyes and makes you unable to breath)

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