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obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.

Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health
Immunities: None
Other: x10 damage from the first poster.

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firetail_madness
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firetail_madness
20,540 posts
Blacksmith

I take out a toy tank and put a few darts on it, than set it on auto-fire :P

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

firetail - 50000 damage

Me: 9,999,998,453,785 health

Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Illnesses, for 1 turn
Compliments, for 19 turns
Beam weapons, for 1 turn
School Subjects, for 13 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 19 turns

Other
Bacobit is stunned for 2 turns
Good Trip - All fantastical attacks do 10x damage. Any normal attacks will heal me.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Gunthex - It does 1000000 damage if you give me a really cool gun with infinite ammo in Apocalypse. If not... + 1000000 health. Your choice.


Me: 9,999,998,453,785 health

Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Illnesses, for 1 turn
Compliments, for 19 turns
Beam weapons, for 1 turn
School Subjects, for 13 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 19 turns

Other
Bacobit is stunned for 2 turns
Good Trip - All fantastical attacks do 10x damage. Any normal attacks will heal me.

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

I use a dragon that leeches health so you are down to ????? health.
Then when you are stunned I use a flying car armed with an arsenal of microwave cannons and then I use the video of a stormtrooper dancing
Link is here[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8kDsM0M-vg]

lalala12
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lalala12
2,164 posts
Nomad

All fantastical attacks do 10x damage...
...

Lemmeh see...yay ^^

Since Star Trek seems to count as fantastical...I take 21 Phoeinxes, have 1 use Graviton Beam on you to make you flying, then have the remaining 20 shoot you with their uhh...I think it wuz ion? attacks...I also bring in 10 Warp Rays, and have them concentrate all their fire on you, then put you back down, and have 10 Seige Tanks waiting in Seige Mode to fire on you, as well as 4 Reavers and 4 Collosi, with 2 Thors shooting you with their particle accelerators ^^

Forgot, during the flying part, 10 Scouts shoot with their antimatter missiles, and 20 Dragoons for all parts, I think it was...antimatter particles too?

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Madbob 2 - 500,000
Pacora - 1,000,000 damage
Lalala12 - 10,000,000 damage

Me: 9,999,986,953,785 health

Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Compliments, for 17 turns
School Subjects, for 11 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 17 turns

Other
Bacobit is stunned for 1 turn.
Any weapon from: 'Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within' does x 100 damage.
Charging Stunrays
Building A Wall

madbob2
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Nomad

I just thought that since I have to prove myself as a Time Lord before I can time travel, I hold my microwave gun to the last Time Lord's head and then force him to make me a Time Lord. Afterwards, I go back in time and kill your dad.

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

You cannot become a Time Lord. If you try again, I'll reverse all your damage into heals and stun you for 50 turns.

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

Fine, then I will be a Space Lord, I can control space, when I'm a Space Lord then I will crush your innards and put you in a black hole then fry you in your heart.Then I will put a controlled rip in the time-space continuum and kill your dad

obscuredemon
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obscuredemon
1,426 posts
Nomad

Pacora - No. 500 damage ( to the wall)
Madbob2 - No, but the damage does 2000 to the wall
Me: 9,999,986,953,785 health
Immunities
Any post with a number over 1000 in it.
Compliments, for 16 turns
School Subjects, for 10 turns
The Jonas Brothers, for 16 turns

Other
Any weapon from: 'Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within' does x 100 damage
Wall - Shields me from <3000> damage.

heyjakepa2
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heyjakepa2
99 posts
Peasant

>.> Stupid Wall.

Anyways, I give you teh Swine Flu by stuffing your head into a pig's nose.

Maverick4
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Maverick4
6,800 posts
Peasant

I bring in the death star to fire in supporting fire, the a few legions of Sturmentruppen nazi zombies armed with MP40s come and get'cha.

thisisnotanalt
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thisisnotanalt
9,821 posts
Shepherd

I reforge my Lonsdaleite sword (lonsdaleite is harder than diamond by a wide margin! If diamond is a 10 on the hardness scale, lonsdaleite is a 16!!1) and slice you with it repeatedly across the femoral and jugular veins.

madbob2
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madbob2
48 posts
Nomad

oops, when I said kill your dad, I meant before you were born

madbob2
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madbob2
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Nomad

I combine the 8 spirits and then attack you with them. Since, I am a Space Lord I make a black hole that sucks up the wall and any defences that you might have stored in your basement

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