The aim if this game is to kill me. You have access to pretty much anything, from rocks and ropes to lasers and lances. I will grow immunities to stop people spamming one thing.
Me: 1,000,000,000,000 health Immunities: None Other: x10 damage from the first poster.
I set up 5 towers near your wall, and equip each with an orange gem with 75 shots/minute. (Orange=steal mana=hopefully drain the energy of your stun attack.) While you're either running or dismantling my towers, I hop in a puddlejumper from stargate atlantis, and fire the homing-missile weapons (called drones) at you. Then I program the ship for a collion course with you, which includes turning on the cloak. Before the cloak engages, I am beamed away by the General Hamond.
I take a Science Vessel, and use EMP on you. Since EMP drains all energy and shields from the targeted unit, the shield dies, as well as all your charge...
Then I take a fleet of Battlcruisers (12), and Yamato you, while they shot you with their lasers
i throw you of mt everest,put ur head in a bear trap,shoot an entire belt of ammo from a mini-gun at ur heart,rip ur legs and arms off,throw you in a volcano,beat you over the head with a crow bar,feed you to a lion,lock you in a room with chuck norris,shove 999 pounds of c-4 down your throt then detonate it,gorge ur eyes out,stab you in he heart 999 times,slit ur throt, and drop a safe on you
Me: 9,998,986,953,785 health Immunities Any post with a number over 1000 in it. Nukes, for 10 turns Fictional things, for 5 turns. Compliments, for 9 turns School Subjects, for 9 turns The Jonas Brothers, for 15 turns
Now I confuse you with Albert Einstein's theory of relativity, then while your head is reeling I beam all the information in the world in your head and then suck you up in a black hole then bring you back, I used Hawking's theory of black holes, with your body parts all mixed up. Now all the information in your head is slowly sucked out of your head, and now you have no intelligence. Take that!!!!!!!!!!
I give you n00bitis, a deadly disease that does DoT. You take a set amount of damage over a set amount of turns. On top of this, I get 999 Speartons (once again from Stick War) to jab you with their spears, 999 archers (Stick War) to shoot arrows tipped with poison at you, 999 Warriors (Stick War) To attack you with their huge swords, and for my finale, I blow you up with TNT. And take MY sword (Poison tipped >) and stab you in the heart 999 times.
Me: 9,998,986,953,785 health Immunities Any post with a number over 1000 in it. Nukes, for 9 turns Fictional things, for 4 turns. Compliments, for 8 turns School Subjects, for 8 turns The Jonas Brothers, for 14 turns
