WARNING!!! This is a joke for people who live alone and has very loose friends. Ok so have your own normal answering machine message then say 'lease leave a message after the swear word', don't end it and go on your computer and search for BEEP! soundtrack. find a good one then after the prevoius steps you play it multiple times ( at least every 5 secs, maybe sooner. Then 30 secs later, have a different soundtrack on another tab play. It has to play the words ' Mailbox Full' like the phone does. Then, finish the recording. Mine says the words 'Yo yo yo what up my peeps! Leave your message after the swear word. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (and just when they start to talk again) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP Mailbox Full (Real) Beep' That would piss people off wouldn't it ?
Remember, this isn't the only way to do this so post your own ideas!!
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick your message to myself with one of these magnets."
(From my Japanese friend in Toronto)He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon. If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!
"If you are a burglar, then we're at home cleaning our weapons and can't come to the phone. Otherwise, we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message."
"Look, I've had a really bad day. Yesterday too. And tomorrow doesn't look nearly as good. But, uh, if you want, go ahead and say a few words after the gunshot."
just be like yeah im probably not gonna return your call but if uhh ya wanna leave a message... well im just gonna delete it. and just keep making them feel worthless
mine is "hello. (6 seconds)cool (3seconds) awesome (4seconds) ok bye. this is the car. haha. answering machine. leave a message after the splash. beeeeeeep. ok. well. bye!
Okay what you do is this: say your name yadyadayada and say well you know what to do after the beep and if you don't your stupid and I'll come to your house and smack you with a waffle iron and a unicorn then start making weird noises nognognogbloopblopptgjuoeiuihtyutdhytuutyuuyuytrytyryutyhuhyuthyuhtuyhutryhuyutrhutyuyuhy then have it end.
Really?! EVERYONE knows that you can hold a fake conversation with the person who is calling through your answering machine, but really i believe it would be beneficial to everyone on here to stop posting....
Have your answering machine talk to them for a few minutes then tell them your not home
The only really good ways to piss people off were the ones that Referred to the number they called as being someone elses number, knew they where recording but said stupid things...
"Okay, um... gotta record a voicemail message... HEY! MOM! HOW DO I RECORD- WHAT?! OKAY, WHICH BUTTON!? THE GREEN ONE?! IALREADY DID, HOW DO I KNOW IT'S RECORDING?! THE RED LIGHT?! THERE ARE TWO- Oh, wait, that's a ladybug. Okay, so I'll just pick him up and drop him outside..." *long silence* "Okay, is the microphone working? Whatever, I'll just go on. Hi, you've reach-"
and finaly ones that the speak in another language....Then your freinds won't ever call you back though...
Oops sorry about the double post but i failed to mention that saying "hello 911 what is your emergency" is a very bad move and could get you in alot of trouble!
