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neiljay
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WARNING!!! This is a joke for people who live alone and has very loose friends.
Ok so have your own normal answering machine message then say 'lease leave a message after the swear word', don't end it and go on your computer and search for BEEP! soundtrack. find a good one then after the prevoius steps you play it multiple times ( at least every 5 secs, maybe sooner. Then 30 secs later, have a different soundtrack on another tab play. It has to play the words ' Mailbox Full' like the phone does. Then, finish the recording. Mine says the words 'Yo yo yo what up my peeps! Leave your message after the swear word. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (and just when they start to talk again) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP Mailbox Full (Real) Beep'
That would piss people off wouldn't it ?

Remember, this isn't the only way to do this so post your own ideas!!

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LordofAges
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Shepherd

I used to sing the "Neverending Song" on mine.

German3945
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German3945
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Nomad

something my brother did to piss of our mother:

this one song has a chorus that goes "fuck you just leave me alone today" overlapping and about 5 times, and he had a message that would just be the chorus two or three times.

jacobcasper
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i still cant beleive im reviving this thread. some1 plz post or this would have been a waste of time

sourwhatup2
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Jester

If it died.. it was for a reason, so necroing this thread.. was just a waste of time.

chitown
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Farmer

why did you bring this back to life?

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