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neiljay
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WARNING!!! This is a joke for people who live alone and has very loose friends.
Ok so have your own normal answering machine message then say 'lease leave a message after the swear word', don't end it and go on your computer and search for BEEP! soundtrack. find a good one then after the prevoius steps you play it multiple times ( at least every 5 secs, maybe sooner. Then 30 secs later, have a different soundtrack on another tab play. It has to play the words ' Mailbox Full' like the phone does. Then, finish the recording. Mine says the words 'Yo yo yo what up my peeps! Leave your message after the swear word. BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP (and just when they start to talk again) BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP BEEP Mailbox Full (Real) Beep'
That would piss people off wouldn't it ?

Remember, this isn't the only way to do this so post your own ideas!!

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Kasic
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Just say hello on the answering machine, that pisses a lot of people off.

Google567
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Farmer

Pick up Phone.... then put phone back Down.

XVERB
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Nomad

i know how to piss people off with the answering machine, babble and talk about nothing or something stupid untill they run out of tape

MetalRunner
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you can play a really loud song as a message. That works and the person gets pissed off cause you made their ears bleed ^^

XxLBJames23xX
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Peasant

Well, I just pick up...pretend to be an answering machine and then scream. It works every time.

PossibleInstability
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Only going to say thins is this thread. You sir, are a faggot.

PossibleInstability
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What are you talking about.


I'm talking about you spam posting in a page and a half of threads, due to large amounts of faggotry.
XxLBJames23xX
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Ha, well, I can't help being bored out of my mind!

PossibleInstability
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I checked most of his posts, and although the majority don't add anything to the topic, they are still on topic and relevant, despite just repeating what someone said earlier or criticizing something.


And I could deal with that usually, just not on a page and a half of threads. It's at that point where it crossed from stupid replies to post whoring.
Kasic
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It's at that point where it crossed from stupid replies to post whoring.


Lol. You wouldn't normally notice it, but there's no one else on, so it's become quite obvious that he has posted on the first 15 or so threads in a row.
XxLBJames23xX
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Thank you Kasic, and instead of what your doing PossibleInstability, can ywe please stop argueing in a thread, it is considered spam. Why don't you just comment on my profile and we can talk about it.

Camoraz
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"You have initated self-destruct sequence"

pizzaz007
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record the sound of another phone ringing, so when the ringing stops and goes to the voicemail message, it will sound like it is still ringing


classic...

Graytr
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All the ones where you make your machine have a conversation with them is funny, but at the end you say

*cough* ya I'm tired of talking to you. I don't know how (insert your name) can do it all the time. Guess you should leave him a message

*beep*

jdoggparty
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I have a funny one.

"Hey whats WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA? -Name- TURN THAT SPONGERBOB SQUAREPANTS TURN THAT DOWN!!! then the rest of the spongebob song getting quieter. -5 seconds later- yeah i don't really care -3 seconds later- *chuckle* this is my voicemail so leave a message after the"

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