Why am I so unoriginal? Because there are no alive Continue the Stories here, and you can't have a game forum without it! You guys know the drill, but one extra rule: Add a maximum of 10 words at a time.
SIDEQUEST: I know that there's already a thread attempting that, but isn't it better to try to get it while actually DOING something? I'm referring to the World Record most thread replies. Mods, it's just a sidequest AND NOT PART OF THE THREAD AT ALL, so DO NOT lock this just because of this sidequest. It doesn't even affect the forum game.
Can anybody post what exactly is the current record? KTHXBAI.
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so...
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get...
Flag Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him...
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him... No. That would be cruel. (kid can also read thoughts from far away) Instead, I'll...
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him... No. That would be cruel. (kid can also read thoughts from far away) Instead, I'll make a turkey sandwich for him and then...
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him... No. That would be cruel. (kid can also read thoughts from far away) Instead, I'll make a turkey sandwich for him and then i will eat it in front of his eyes.
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him... No. That would be cruel. (kid can also read thoughts from far away) Instead, I'll make a turkey sandwich for him and then i will eat it in front of his eyes. Wait, why am I talking like that? I probably forgot to take my pills.
We've had our fun, now let's go back to more realistic and less random.
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him... No. That would be cruel. (kid can also read thoughts from far away) Instead, I'll make a turkey sandwich for him and then i will eat it in front of his eyes. Wait, why am I talking like that? I probably forgot to take my pills. *Takes the pills* What's this? Its not a prison! Where am i?
you are the one who doesnt continues the story and makes it unreal.
Huh? What's happening? Where am I? Ah, it seems that I'm currently in a prison cell. Well, let's hope this is a better place for me to be... oh yeah... i wonder how I can escape- Wait! There seems to be a window. There can I jump out and-- Hey... Who's that! Someone else is escaping, and he's about to shoot me! N-no! What do I do! I.. I.. must... Drop 'n' Roll! Phew... he didn't saw me. That would be terrible. But he's walking towards me, I have to grab this pipe to knock him out so I can pulverize the heck out of him. NOW I can jump out of the window so...what. Oh no the alarms on id better hurry and run away but-- HEY!im so dumb!!!,i dont have to...but what if they think i did it. im dead...nvm!!!all i hacve to do is shoot them,free my mates,and....RIOT!!!!! Dang it i dont have a gun though.HEY!,i do,as i quickly knock out the escaping convict,yippie!!! ALL RIGHT. now i can (and everything goes black)...wtf is wrong!i look around,it was a room,suddenly,a humanoid walks towards me and starts telling me how i got...A tail?!?!? If that humanoid did it then he die. It seems that that 'humanoid' is only a child and he can read my mind, i can feel it so he knows im planning to kill him. oops now he's running away... H-HEY! COME BACK! I don't want to kill anyone. I was just-- dang it hes gone. Well, i'd better go home and-- AH! THERE'S NO DOOR! Hang on. how did he leave? hmm... Oh! He seemed to go RIGHT THROUGH the wall! Lessee if I can go through it, then i must be like him... or just crazy... I'll just try and-- *hears the voice of that child*: 'No, only I can... but there is a way out...through the dreaded drain of HELL PEE and HOLY POO!!!!!!!!' He must be on crack, or somethin' but seriously I'm gonna kill you. RIGHT. HERE. *voice again* 'la la la la la!' *evil laughs* 'Mwhahahaaa! Well.. if you can reach me! Hahahaha!' (Me again Oh, you're so dead, and-- AHA! A secret door at the place where the kid walked away! I'll walk out and... I'm back in the stupid prison! Now... where i was? Oh no, there's now there's a-a... nevermind... ow! *Rubs belly* awww im hungry! Need to get some food. But where? Maybe i could... that means the kid is in this prison! Maybe I can kill him and eat him so this would make some sense, wait, why the hell did i say that? Nevermind. I just need to break out of here so I can go home and get my big rusty knife to kill this kid that I may eat him... No. That would be cruel. (kid can also read thoughts from far away) Instead, I'll make a turkey sandwich for him and then i will eat it in front of his eyes. Wait, why am I talking like that? I probably forgot to take my pills. *Takes the pills* What's this? Its not a prison! Where am i? Oh, it was all just a dream. Well, it's the middle of the night. I'd better go back to sleep.
