Why am I so unoriginal? Because there are no alive Continue the Stories here, and you can't have a game forum without it! You guys know the drill, but one extra rule: Add a maximum of 10 words at a time.
SIDEQUEST: I know that there's already a thread attempting that, but isn't it better to try to get it while actually DOING something? I'm referring to the World Record most thread replies. Mods, it's just a sidequest AND NOT PART OF THE THREAD AT ALL, so DO NOT lock this just because of this sidequest. It doesn't even affect the forum game.
Can anybody post what exactly is the current record? KTHXBAI.
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee! Oh, I was just dreaming. Well, I'm bored. I'll just eat something and go to school. there I will get drunk and abuse teachers with my friends then get drunk again and then go home at night and...
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee! Oh, I was just dreaming. Well, I'm bored. I'll just eat something and go to school. there I will get drunk and abuse teachers with my friends then get drunk again and then go home at night and make yet another ham sandwich.
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee! Oh, I was just dreaming. Well, I'm bored. I'll just eat something and go to school. there I will get drunk and abuse teachers with my friends then get drunk again and then go home at night and make yet another ham sandwich. I sleep and the story loops. FOREVER. (OMG I have so many mothers? I'm gonna kill myself.)
NOW It's The End...
Cuz only I can end stories.
Next story in next post coming up. Just wait 3 minutes...
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Once upon a time in a land of Middle Earth known as Mirkwood Forest there was a fatty that ate a small part of the forest daily and her name was playaholic because she thought the name balerion wasn't good enough for her cat that had died of rabies. Knights of the Sacred Order of Chaos wanted to tell her that playaholic was not a girl,and the fatty was not playaholic......
Once upon a time in a land of Middle Earth known as Mirkwood Forest there was a fatty that ate a small part of the forest daily and her name was playaholic because she thought the name balerion wasn't good enough for her cat that had died of rabies. Knights of the Sacred Order of Chaos wanted to tell her that playaholic was not a girl,and the fatty was not playaholic, but they changed their mind when they saw Playaholic...
Once upon a time in a land of Middle Earth known as Mirkwood Forest there was a fatty that ate a small part of the forest daily and her name was playaholic because she thought the name balerion wasn't good enough for her cat that had died of rabies. Knights of the Sacred Order of Chaos wanted to tell her that playaholic was not a girl,and the fatty was not playaholic, but they changed their mind when they saw Playaholic playing with her dolls and ordering 10 gallons of ice cream...
Once upon a time in a land of Middle Earth known as Mirkwood Forest there was a fatty that ate a small part of the forest daily and her name was playaholic because she thought the name balerion wasn't good enough for her cat that had died of rabies. Knights of the Sacred Order of Chaos wanted to tell her that playaholic was not a girl,and the fatty was not playaholic, but they changed their mind when they saw Playaholic playing with her dolls and ordering 10 gallons of ice cream, so they went to Wal-Mart and bought 20 pounds of...
Once upon a time in a land of Middle Earth known as Mirkwood Forest there was a fatty that ate a small part of the forest daily and her name was playaholic because she thought the name balerion wasn't good enough for her cat that had died of rabies. Knights of the Sacred Order of Chaos wanted to tell her that playaholic was not a girl,and the fatty was not playaholic, but they changed their mind when they saw Playaholic playing with her dolls and ordering 10 gallons of ice cream, so they went to Wal-Mart and bought 20 pounds of bananas so that they could feed...
