Why am I so unoriginal? Because there are no alive Continue the Stories here, and you can't have a game forum without it! You guys know the drill, but one extra rule: Add a maximum of 10 words at a time.
SIDEQUEST: I know that there's already a thread attempting that, but isn't it better to try to get it while actually DOING something? I'm referring to the World Record most thread replies. Mods, it's just a sidequest AND NOT PART OF THE THREAD AT ALL, so DO NOT lock this just because of this sidequest. It doesn't even affect the forum game.
Can anybody post what exactly is the current record? KTHXBAI.
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens.
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work.
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to...
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and...
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and... A girl walked up to me saying....
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane...
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning...
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!
Flag A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee!
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee! Oh, I was just dreaming. Well, I'm bored. I'll just...
Flag A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee! Oh, I was just dreaming. Well, I'm bored. I'll just eat something and go to school. there I will...
A fine new day I decided to make a ham sandwich. I opened the fridge and i saw two eye balls looking at me. They were not eyeballs, but meatballs! Am I going crazy? Pretty much. Well, I make my ham sandwich and eat it. Then i saw someone behind the window standing and staring at me. It was wierd, the stranger just drooled as he looked achingly at my neck from the dark. Cautiously, I went out the door... And he was gone!phew!it was a relief,suddenly,a masked terror emerged from the door and I scream in horro as I see that it is my mother who saw that I didn't clean up my room. AAAAH! She spanked me with a baseball bat. But she hates then Denmark. My mom now looks like a big red balloon wich will pop any minute now so I decide to stick her with a needle to see what happens. She explodes with a horrific noise. I pretend I didn't see anything and go to work. At work, I saw my mom's ghost she was about to haunt me when I got another needle and popped her ghost. . I go to work and suddenly realise, that... im actually AM AT THE WORK!!! WTF? Im must be going insane... . Oh well. Wait, why am I suddenly back in my house?oh yeah,i was planning to bury my mom... Ah! My moms a zombie!and i cant deny it!!!she pooped,shat,and "lubricated" herself with pee! Oh, I was just dreaming. Well, I'm bored. I'll just eat something and go to school. there I will get drunk and abuse teachers with my friends