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DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

Okay, first let me say that i plan for this to be a humorous thread, not an all out battle of wits. I think there are many funny jokes about people that we never mean, yet cant resist saying, which can sometimes lead to trouble.

You wont have to worry about that here.

So, here are da rules:

1. Please try to come up with legitimate (yet still humorous)insults that we can all enjoy. "Yo momma" is not a legitimate reply to an insult. "Yo momma" jokes are, however, accepted.

2. Please DO NOT take anything in this thread seriously.

3. You can use pretty much anything, from a pun, a metaphoric joke, to an outright smack in the face (virtually).

Since this is, indeed, my first forum game i have posted, I want to see how long it goes before it gets old. That, or I get banned and get accused of punching babies. (just joking).

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driejen
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driejen
486 posts
Nomad

your so sensitive your balls fell off when you were born

TRUdog
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TRUdog
1,031 posts
Nomad

You were so ugly. When you were born your dads balls fell off at the site of you.

driejen
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driejen
486 posts
Nomad

you're so stupid you think you're smart

CrazyBurningFire
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CrazyBurningFire
50 posts
Nomad

yo momma is so fat all the whales started singin' " we are family even though youre bigger than me "

TheDude42
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TheDude42
1,026 posts
Nomad

You're so annoying, I'd shoot you in the balls but I'd have trouble aiming at something that tiny.

MarioMario
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MarioMario
1,212 posts
Peasant

You eat to much PIE.(yeah a pretty bad insult)

frennets
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frennets
42 posts
Nomad

I think your hair is not cool ( HA take that!!)

playaholic
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playaholic
1,098 posts
Farmer

you think having cool hair is cool?im cooler,noob,ive curly hair!sucker!

Caberea
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Caberea
576 posts
Nomad

(damn should have posted this earlier at halloween)
your face is the worst costume ive ever seen.

sirprize123
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sirprize123
23 posts
Nomad

your so stupid, you would stare at an orange juice carton for weeks because it said "concentrate" you also smell

playaholic
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playaholic
1,098 posts
Farmer

aas if you dont do it?if not,how did you think of it?werent you stupid?

whimsyboy
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whimsyboy
938 posts
Nomad

You're mommas so fat that when she walked by some workers fixing a sewer line, she screamed, "OMG AN ANT HILL!!!"

balerion07
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balerion07
2,837 posts
Nomad

You are so crazy your house has its own psycho ward.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
Nomad

your face is so ugly that it should be banned!!

vollmain13
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vollmain13
17 posts
Nomad

Your all so fat you can't even walk

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