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DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Okay, first let me say that i plan for this to be a humorous thread, not an all out battle of wits. I think there are many funny jokes about people that we never mean, yet cant resist saying, which can sometimes lead to trouble.

You wont have to worry about that here.

So, here are da rules:

1. Please try to come up with legitimate (yet still humorous)insults that we can all enjoy. "Yo momma" is not a legitimate reply to an insult. "Yo momma" jokes are, however, accepted.

2. Please DO NOT take anything in this thread seriously.

3. You can use pretty much anything, from a pun, a metaphoric joke, to an outright smack in the face (virtually).

Since this is, indeed, my first forum game i have posted, I want to see how long it goes before it gets old. That, or I get banned and get accused of punching babies. (just joking).

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obould
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obould
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Yo' Momma is so fat, that when she went sky diving the world thought that the sky was falling.

vollmain13
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vollmain13
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Oh yeah well I bet your so fat because of just watching tv, Playing video games, and eating chips.

O yea, and Yo Momma is fat.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Hey!I have a an idea to make this thread even more fun!!!

Instead of just throwing insults like trash around...

We can make A WAR-INSULT WAR!!!

New Rules: There are 2 teams consisted from 6 players(Blue and Red).
Once the teams are created each member from each team
insults another member from other team.
I am the judge!
The insults are themed by random choice(my mood)

Red Team:-
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Blue Team:-
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I gotta fellin...

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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C`mon!It`s a good idea!

wethead77
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wethead77
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Every time you open your mouth, someone dies. They don't die because of when you speak, they just commit suicide so they don't have to hear the words coming out of your mouth.

jaza_m
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jaza_m
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Your mum is so annoying that people who dont even have msn, Appear offline whens hes around.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
Nomad

Red Team:-wethead77
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Blue Team:-jaza_m
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balerion07
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http://www.realfreewebsites.com/blog/img/fail2.jpg

Only the creator would be a worthy judge. Hence you FAIL.

http://laughingsquid.com/wp-content/uploads/royal-fail.jpg

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Red Team:-wethead77
-balerion07
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Blue Team:-jaza_m
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I hope you didn`t insulted me..
I AM the judge!

Henrytheonlygameking
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Henrytheonlygameking
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you ain't the judge because your gables a cheap sledge hammer!

balerion07
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balerion07
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I rebel and make the Gold team, which is dedicated solely to the task of insulting Remofalius.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
480 posts
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Fine Then!

"Golden Team" -balerion07
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"Remofalius Team"-Remofalius
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The judge...there is no judge...
THIS IS SPARTA!!!!

balerion07
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balerion07
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I suicide so that the teams no longer exist.

Remofalius
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Remofalius
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this sucks...

balerion07
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balerion07
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I resurrect to punch Remo in the face.

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