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DACMiester
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DACMiester
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Shepherd

Okay, first let me say that i plan for this to be a humorous thread, not an all out battle of wits. I think there are many funny jokes about people that we never mean, yet cant resist saying, which can sometimes lead to trouble.

You wont have to worry about that here.

So, here are da rules:

1. Please try to come up with legitimate (yet still humorous)insults that we can all enjoy. "Yo momma" is not a legitimate reply to an insult. "Yo momma" jokes are, however, accepted.

2. Please DO NOT take anything in this thread seriously.

3. You can use pretty much anything, from a pun, a metaphoric joke, to an outright smack in the face (virtually).

Since this is, indeed, my first forum game i have posted, I want to see how long it goes before it gets old. That, or I get banned and get accused of punching babies. (just joking).

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Remofalius
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Remofalius
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Nomad

I use my martial arts knowedlege to avoid the punch and then I resurect
this thread by letting everyone know that its on...

balerion07
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balerion07
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Nomad

Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

spy55
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spy55
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Nomad

omg war is coming up! also,get ready for this to be locked! omg DACmiester is totally doomed...lol

Nurvana
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Nurvana
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Farmer

spy, you're so fat you got stuck in a chimney :P

Sergeant_Harlend
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Sergeant_Harlend
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Nomad

Yo mammas so hairy the only language she speaks is Wookie

imrockinboy
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imrockinboy
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Nomad

yo momma is so fat that she gets stuck between two poles. on in japan and other in the U.S.

ilikepie123456
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ilikepie123456
168 posts
Nomad

You people cant insult if you tried! youre about as smart as a goldfish with brain damage!

hidude1212
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hidude1212
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Nomad

HA ur momma so stupid she sat on the tv and watched the couch!

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