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firefox123
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What is your favorite qoute everyone? I kinda curious. Mine are "Life is a gift. THat is why they call it present." by unknown, and "Son if want something in this life you have to work hard for it. Now qiuet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." Homer Simpson

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singid25
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"If practice makes perfect, but nothing is perfect, then what's the point of practice?" - anonymous

I love that quote, not sure who said it though.

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When Thomas Alfa Edison being asked by a reporter, "What is your motto?", He answered, "Genius is 1% idea and 99% hard-work".
~ Edison


In most case of your life, you have to LIKE what you do, not DO what you like.
~ surf

Why don't u make one? Why u have to know other people's qoute?
~ surf

What is your favorite qoute everyone? I kinda curious. Mine are "Life is a gift. THat is why they call it present." by unknown, and "Son if want something in this life you have to work hard for it. Now qiuet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." Homer Simpson


I like it, Life is a gift, but a gift didn't always mean free, and free stuff didn't always mean cheap, sometimes is very precious, we just didn't think deep enough.

Btw, Homer Simpson is correct, the government and their underlings 'TRY HARD' to took citizen's money, they call it 'fake math a.k.a lottery', but still, there are a lot of stupid guys out there that didn't realize these things.
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I got that Edison quote too. Goody goody.

"Great minds think alike." -Unknown

And now...I become a total hypocrite and swallow my words, just because I feel like doing so.

"Those told they will not walk, are the ones who will run."-Me(used to be on my profile)
"Showing respect or humanity isn't living in the past. It's helping others live for the future." -Me(Fort Hood)

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dont reach the sky with wings of wax

me!!!


the day you will never improve is when you stop
someone

are you colour blind or blinded by colour

anti racist association

my favourite
everybody lend me your battlecry!!!

someone
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"Next time you start contemplating suicide because your life is 'awful,' go take a look at your fully stocked fridge." -Me.

*looks at empty fridge* Oh well.

Do we disbelieve what we do not see with our eyes? Is it our sight that truly makes us blind?
Got it from some sig years back.
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WTF???



no not really...


Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country!
-JFK



or something like that
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"There is a fine line between genius and insanity"- unknown

or my own twist on it

"There is a fine line between heroic courage, and complete stupidity"

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"well maybe im the fagot america, but im not apart of the redneck agenda" -

billie joe armstrong


"free for all fuck em all" -
billie joe armstrong
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"There is a fine line between genius and insanity"- unknown

I think that was Edgar Allen Poe. Maybe.

None of us dies a virgin. Life f***s us all.

I can't remember who said it.
firefox123
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Okay people I know I spelt it wrong when I started it and thanks for all your great quotes so far. Hera's anthor

Operator! Give me the number for 911!
-Homer Simpson
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"If you shake it more than 3 times, then your playin with your self kid". some old guy told my friend this when he was peeing in a urinal when he was like 8. priceless haha
but on a more serious note:
"The people who are trying to make this world worse aren't taking a day off. How can I?" -Bob Marley

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"There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you."

-Jules

"Yippee-ki-yay, motherf*cker."

-John McClane

"Well, I raped you physically."

"And I raped you mentally."

"And I raped you spiritually."

"Well, seeing as my body, mind and spirit are all intact, I'll say you didn't."

"Intact, yes, albeit all with much larger a*sholes.


-Myself, Lige & Mr. Jiggy

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If at first you don't succeed, call an airstrike.


The pen is mightier than the sword, until the sword decides it wants to kill you.


I've heard some variations of that from several people.

If you can lead, lead; if you can't lead, follow; if you can't follow, than get the hell out of the way! -General Patton


I think that's what it was . . . .
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WHY MARRIED WOMAN ARE FATTER

a single woman looks at whats in the fridge,and goes to the bed

a married woman looks at whats on the bed,and goes to the fridge
THEORY BY ME!!!
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'the way to win is to not Lose' i use this quote myself... and it works i never lose

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