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firefox123
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What is your favorite qoute everyone? I kinda curious. Mine are "Life is a gift. THat is why they call it present." by unknown, and "Son if want something in this life you have to work hard for it. Now qiuet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers." Homer Simpson

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ninjachampion
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I have two:

Every bit counts

and

Never give up.

Those quotes work if they are combined.

aknerd
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If plain bread is better than nothing, and nothing is better than love, than by the transitive property plain bread is better than love. -someone else.

A witty saying proves nothing - Voltaire
Now you all feel silly.

dimismx
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You better regret about something you did before you regret about something you didn't do.-Unknown

and

Can you leave it all behind? Cause you cant go back-Unknown

Freakenstein
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Mordecai, why exactly did you deem it necessary to necro not one, but two threads about quotes? Are you retarded? If you really felt that your quotes were that good that everyone should read them you should have just made a new thread.


He necro'd threads within reason. I wouldn't go around flaming people if I were you.

Men who fish too much often catch crabs -- Ben Franklin
leo99rules
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on some people wedding day they put the song im walking on sunshine well i put highway to hell -who knows????

chitown
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a genuis is an idiot with a good idea

-my friend

assassin89
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"Hey Quagmire doesnt country have an O in it" Brian Family Guy "Nope" Quagmire Family Guy
( I know its 2 quotes but i was refering to Quagmire and it wouldnt be funny withought Brian).

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I'm gettin a lion to protect my stuff, why? dude u can get past a dog nobody f**ks with a lion

"Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when I fall into an open sewer and die." Mel Brooks

firefox123
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Wow, I thought my thread was dead. Well I haven't checked in a while. Now to business.
"Wow, it's like I died and went to heaven, then God realized it wasn't my time yet, so He sent me back to a brewery." - Peter Griffen

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"If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he would roll over in his grave."

- Gerald Ford

EnterOrion
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Darng.


- My friend a minute ago. xD
Axel
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The last words of people.

Its soooooooooo funny.

ninjachampion
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Don't walk in front of me,
I may not follow,
Don't walk behind me,
I may not lead,
Just walk beside me
and just be my friend

-Albert Camus

Crab65
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Men who fish too much often catch crabs -- Ben Franklin


And what is wrong with that?
leo99rules
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My favourite family guy quote:

Stewie: Yay and God said to Abraham, "you will kill your son, Issak", and Abraham said, I can't hear you, you'll have to speak into the microphone." "Oh I'm sorry, Is this better? Check, check, check... Jerry, pull the high end out, I'm still getting some hiss back here."

Brian: Say something about my mother!

Stewie: oh um yes i didnt know biscuit as a dog but i did know her as a table she was sturdy all four legs...

Brian: thanks thats enough

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