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Great Scott!

WHY MARRIED WOMAN ARE FATTER
a single woman looks at whats in the fridge,and goes to the bed
a married woman looks at whats on the bed,and goes to the fridge
ha ha so funny."The lenght of a film shall be directally realated to the endurance of the human bladder"
- firefox123 (me)

"You can run but you can't hide"-I said that.

I know I didn't make it up but it's cool. =)

here are some of my favorite qoutes.

"time is money."
-ben franklin
"the good die first."
-william wordsworth
"never leave that for tommorrow which you can today."
-ben franklin

we have nothing to fear but fear... of tigers
tiger attack survivor 1983

And nobodies quoted Churchill yet? ^^ Or Bush? !!!

Lady talking to Churchill:
"If I was your wife, I'd poison your drink"
Churchill:
"If you were my wife I'd drink it!"
^^
I'll be back if I find more

Im Sick fo people splling stuff wrong!

"I intend to live forever. So far, so good."
-Steven Wright-

"Your life is an Occasion, Rise to it."

"Common sense is not so common"

"Kids these days"

my all time favorites

life is what happens while your making other plans
- John Lennon

Just owned yourself there.Twice.

"I once went to a club with a friend of mine who could moonwalk. he did it for like 5 seconds; 30 women got pregnant." - unknown, makes me laugh every time

Have fun everyday

"if you like me cool if you don't even better"

" An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" - Gahndi

" I became insane with long intervals of horrible Sanity" - Edgar Allen Poe

" All men can stand the test of adversity, but if you want to test a man's character, give him power" - Abraham lincoln