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FireflyIV
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George Bush Senior sent a letter to the writers of the Simpsons, after he saw the episode where he moves into the house across from Homer. He described it as,'the stupidest thing I've ever seen'. To which the writers replied,'Have you seen your kid?'

Genius.

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dimismx
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HaHa!That was hilarious,although i don't really remember that episode.

MageGrayWolf
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I remember that episode. Funny reply.

How about.

Nancy Astor: âSir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.â
Churchill: âIf I were your husband I would take it.â

FireflyIV
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Nancy Astor: �Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison.�
Churchill: �If I were your husband I would take it.�


As far as Churchill goes, nothing beats this legendary riposte in the House of Commons:

Bessie Braddock: Winston, you are drunk, and what's more, you are disgustingly drunk.

Churchill: Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what's more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tommorow I shall be sober, and you will still be disgustingly ugly.
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The George Bush one sounds like a joke more than an actual event.

Nancy Astor: "Sir, if you were my husband, I would give you poison."
Churchill: "If I were your husband I would take it."


Churchill ran into Bessie Braddock at a party.
Bessie: "Sir, you are a drunk."
Churchill: "I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."

There was a woman who had a dozen children. Groucho Marx questioned why that was. The woman replied "I love my husband." Groucho replied "I love my cigar, but at least I take it out once in a while."

Calvin Coolidge was a very quiet man. A woman once told him that she made a bet with a friend that she could get him to say more than two words. He looks at her and replies "You lose."
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'Have you seen your kid'


Thats true G.W. Bush (father and son) are the dumbest and stupidest human beings in the world.
I think I didnt see that episode but AWESOME reply by the awesome writers of The Simpsons. that really happened?
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Luke: You're gravely mistaken. You won't convert me as you did my father.
The Emperor: Oh no, my young Jedi. You will find that it is you who are mistaken, about a great many things.

Or, more simply:
Luke: Ur wrong.
Emperor: No u.

that really happened?
I doubt it.
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Thats true G.W. Bush (father and son) are the dumbest and stupidest human beings in the world.


Haven't you heard of Anna Anka? She's a true idiot!
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Yeah, I've heard about the reply from the Simpsons. Don't know where, but it sure was funny! XD
NoNameC68
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Thats true G.W. Bush (father and son) are the dumbest and stupidest human beings in the world.


They may not have made good leaders, but they weren't stupid. Most people in America would make infinitely worse presidents.

Crappy leaders? Yes. Failures? Sure. Stupid? Not really. Smart? Still not really.

Anybody who can call Bush the dumbest human being in the world should understand that being president isn't a walk in the park.

Sorry, it's like a pet peeve. Every time someone says something bad about Bush, they always exaggerate. Those people themselves don't know any more than Bush. The only people who can call bush insanely stupid are the people who know a thing to about politics.

Sorry, I had to say all that. Sorry for going off topic.
NoNameC68
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Those people themselves don't know any more than Bush.


...about politics.
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Anybody who can call Bush the dumbest human being in the world should understand that being president isn't a walk in the park.


I get that, but when you make up words or mispronounce them when speaking to the whole country, well... thats just stupidity.
FireflyIV
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I doubt it.


I saw it on the 20th anniversary special about the Simpsons. The writers were talking about who they've offended most, and one of them told the story about the George Bush episode. I've tried to find the exact clip on youtube, but they only seem to have the first of the 3 part mini series on youtube. It was on the second episode, so if anyone stumbles across it, please share.
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One of my ex-girlfriend once called me a p*ssy so i replied "well your a d*ck, looks like we're made for each other"

but i kinda dig the Simpson's comeback better

FireflyIV
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One of my ex-girlfriend once called me a p*ssy so i replied "well your a d*ck, looks like we're made for each other"


Insulting, and a sly sexual invitation. I like it.
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Friend:Go *eff* yourself.
Me:At least I can.

i think i won that argument.

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LOL thats great. George Bush is ignorant.

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