I just want to see what the precentages are on the different believes of people on AG. Simply say what you are, Christian, Buddhist, Jewish, Atheist, and so on. (I can't list them all) Please do not say why, that is for other fourms.
It would be quite boring to simply say what I am. So here's a little background stuff about me.
I was raised Christian, but I never went to church regularly on Sundays and I was never baptized. I did,however, go to catholic school all the way up to 8th grade. I started out in a small private school, but transfered to a bigger one in 4th grade. On average, there were about 38 students in my grade for the 4 miserable years at that prison. They separated us into 2 classes of 19 students each. Out of all of us, only 3 of us were not baptized Catholic. I believe I was the only one not baptized at all.
So, I was never very religious. I always knew the answers to questions about God and what he expected of you and this and that. I didn't know all that much about the Catholic church and her practices, such as how old you must be before you do this ceremony. You know, the stuff that didn't matter.
Never once have I stated my religious beliefs in this forum (that I can recall). So here it is.
I am the proud leader and prophet of the Breakfast Club religious movement (no relation to the movie although i did steal the name from it... shh). As you may have guessed my religion revolves heavily around breakfast which is the holiest of meals. We worship Johnny Appleseed for i am his prophet and he is our savior. Our religious text is The Book of Appleseed (which you can purchase for 3 easy payments of 39.99 + shipping and handling). The holiest day of the week is Apple Wednesdays the proper way to observer it is eat an apple and place the sticker from said apple upon your forehead. Although, we are lacking in members, (basically just me and my friend who is also a prophet plus this one guy i gave 5 bucks to join) we are neither lacking in resolve nor faith in Johnny Appleseed.
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
----The 3 Commandments----
Thou shalt always be honest and faithful to the provider of thy nookie
Thou shalt try real hard not to kill anyone, unless of course they pray to a different invisible man than you
Parents are both from Pakistan, so I was raised a Muslim. I've thought about it lots, I'm still quite young but not a senseless moron. Islam still makes sense to me, and though I'm not the most religious guy around I still complete my prayers etc and its all good.
