If the world was coming to an end I would meet all my family members up and say our last goodbyes. I would hop on the roof, get a reclinable chair, a blunt, and a .357 magnum(incase anything happens).Ima get makeup and make a smile around my mouth. When the end comes Ill light the blunt and smile.
Been complete a*sholes to me for years. For no reason. And specifically go out of their way, just to annoy me.
But enough offtopic.
here's what cha do. find them in fifty years and then kick their A**. get you buddy to tape the events. then drug the guys so they don't remember. then just give them the film(:
Really? I'm actually the other way around; I never hold grudges but I do enjoy cutting people's hearts out.
It really depends on how much time I have before the world ends. I can't make a decision until I know. :/
I never hold grudges but I do enjoy cutting people's hearts out.
I lol'd.
here's what cha do. find them in fifty years and then kick their A**. get you buddy to tape the events. then drug the guys so they don't remember. then just give them the film(:
That crap is for people running for Miss America. Do I look like I'm running for Miss America? Yes I do, but that doesn't mean I am actually running for it.
Cliche Kid 1: Hey look, it's Orion. Cliche Kid 2: I wonder what he wants. Orion: Afternoon, asshol*s. Cliche Kid 1: What are you doing here, butthead? Orion: Here to kick some tuckus! Cliche Kid 1: You got a lot of nerve showing your face around these parts. Cliche Kid 2: Orion is Jewish? Orion: I'm here to kill you. And the guy writing this doesn't know if I'm Jewish or not, so I can't tell you for sure. Cliche Kid 1: I remember you, Orion. Orion: Not for long! Ernie: I found more little kids! Over here, Klaus!
Kill all of my most hated enemies. Cut their hearts out and stick them on poles.
you really scare me sometimes....
That crap is for people running for Miss America. Do I look like I'm running for Miss America? Yes I do, but that doesn't mean I am actually running for it.