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Microe
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If the world was coming to an end I would meet all my family members up and say our last goodbyes. I would hop on the roof, get a reclinable chair, a blunt, and a .357 magnum(incase anything happens).Ima get makeup and make a smile around my mouth. When the end comes Ill light the blunt and smile.

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EnterOrion
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i hold grudges on people but would never cut a person's heart out


They're going to die, and so are you. Why not?

Under normal circumstances, no, I would never do that.

what did those people do to you anyway Mr. vengeful/remorseless


Been complete a*sholes to me for years. For no reason. And specifically go out of their way, just to annoy me.

But enough offtopic.
Ernie15
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i hold grudges on people but would never cut a person's heart out


Really? I'm actually the other way around; I never hold grudges but I do enjoy cutting people's hearts out.

It really depends on how much time I have before the world ends. I can't make a decision until I know. :/
XVERB
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Been complete a*sholes to me for years. For no reason. And specifically go out of their way, just to annoy me.

But enough offtopic.


here's what cha do. find them in fifty years and then kick their A**. get you buddy to tape the events. then drug the guys so they don't remember. then just give them the film(:

Really? I'm actually the other way around; I never hold grudges but I do enjoy cutting people's hearts out.

It really depends on how much time I have before the world ends. I can't make a decision until I know. :/


peace and love? \\:
EnterOrion
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I never hold grudges but I do enjoy cutting people's hearts out.


I lol'd.

here's what cha do. find them in fifty years and then kick their A**. get you buddy to tape the events. then drug the guys so they don't remember. then just give them the film(:


Why fifty years? Why not over summer break?
Ernie15
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peace and love?


That crap is for people running for Miss America. Do I look like I'm running for Miss America? Yes I do, but that doesn't mean I am actually running for it.

Why fifty years? Why not over summer break?


Let's say the world were to end in the winter...?
XVERB
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Why fifty years? Why not over summer break?


well fifty years would build suspense! and they wouldn't remember you as well
EnterOrion
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well fifty years would build suspense! and they wouldn't remember you as well


But I want them to remember me.

I should just kick their a*ses Monday.

Do I look like I'm running for Miss America? Yes I do, but that doesn't mean I am actually running for it.


I lol'd again.
Karlson
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sky diving the prepare for the zombies

Ernie15
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But I want them to remember me.


When they're dead? I don't see how that would work...?

well fifty years would build suspense!


Errrr...you realize that if the world was about to end, you wouldn't have 50 more years to live, right?

I lol'd again.


Humor is not a laughing matter!

sky diving the prepare for the zombies


No need for a parachute. What's the point in surviving just so you won't miss the apocalypse?
EnterOrion
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When they're dead? I don't see how that would work...?


While I kill them.

*psst* We're not talking about that right now . . . .

Humor is not a laughing matter!


Yes it is!
Ernie15
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While I kill them.


It seems as if it would go something like this...

Cliche Kid 1: Hey look, it's Orion.
Cliche Kid 2: I wonder what he wants.
Orion: Afternoon, asshol*s.
Cliche Kid 1: What are you doing here, butthead?
Orion: Here to kick some tuckus!
Cliche Kid 1: You got a lot of nerve showing your face around these parts.
Cliche Kid 2: Orion is Jewish?
Orion: I'm here to kill you. And the guy writing this doesn't know if I'm Jewish or not, so I can't tell you for sure.
Cliche Kid 1: I remember you, Orion.
Orion: Not for long!
Ernie: I found more little kids! Over here, Klaus!

We're not talking about that right now


Oh...yes...we...are!

Yes it is!


No!
Kyouzou
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Kill all of my most hated enemies. Cut their hearts out and stick them on poles.



you really scare me sometimes....

That crap is for people running for Miss America. Do I look like I'm running for Miss America? Yes I do, but that doesn't mean I am actually running for it.


hmmm....are you a cross-dresser? -.-'

Humor is not a laughing matter!


Then what am i supposed to laugh at?
Ernie15
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hmmm....are you a cross-dresser?


I'll take off my skirt if you want to know for sure.

Then what am i supposed to laugh at?


You're not supposed to laugh at all.
EnterOrion
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you really scare me sometimes....


Be afraid! VERY AFRAID!!!

Ernie, it would go very much like that. And I'm not Jewish.
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No doubt be with family, eat everything I can that's tasty, and then put status to "dead" on facebook =.=

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