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Microe
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If the world was coming to an end I would meet all my family members up and say our last goodbyes. I would hop on the roof, get a reclinable chair, a blunt, and a .357 magnum(incase anything happens).Ima get makeup and make a smile around my mouth. When the end comes Ill light the blunt and smile.

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sourwhatup2
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He was born in USA His dad wasn't.. Wow

Idk what I would do.. Just spend time with my family?

TerryLasVegas
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then gang beat him till he admits that hes muslim


he would just admit it anyway. It isnt a secret after all
MrDayCee
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What would I do right before the world ended?

Well... I'd probably be one of those persons that is taking a dump on the toilet and the last thing shooting through my mind would be the toilet seat!

LMAO!!! Litteraly!!! *rolls on floor laughing* o_O

Crab65
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I'd probably be one of those persons that is taking a dump on the toilet and the last thing shooting through my mind would be the toilet seat!


Sadly, there won't be any hidden cameras in your bathroom, so the footage will not be made into a movie and the audience can't have that quick little laugh while the disaster is happening.

I would try fugu. I have never tried it and it's possible it could kill me. If the world was ending, I'd try it.
MrDayCee
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Sadly, there won't be any hidden cameras in your bathroom, so the footage will not be made into a movie and the audience can't have that quick little laugh while the disaster is happening.


So there won't be any "Hey! You're on candid caaaaaamraaaa!!" for me?
Ohhhwww... shoot... LOL XD

If it were possible after the disaster has occured, I would at least be able to say 'hew, I feel relieved'... LMAO
Crab65
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If it were possible after the disaster has occured, I would at least be able to say 'hew, I feel relieved'...


Except that's rather difficult to do when you're dead. >.>
Thyll
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I would just set up a fold up chair on my roof. Just watch the world.

JoshDragon
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I'd have Goku warp me to another world, by using his Instant Transmission.

babatii
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Shepherd

[b]I would kill all humanity, before the world ends.. which doesn't make any sense does it

Ernie15
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Bard

I would kill all humanity, before the world ends.. which doesn't make any sense does it


That would be a good example of bad timing. In fact, just about any time is good to wipe out the entire human race except for the apocalypse. Honestly, the one time you can't do it and that's when you want to do it...
iamnotironman
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I would score the winning tochdown of Super Bowl 70 then go crazy because I won the Super Bowl and then the world would end.

TaterTots
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I would kill myself because I would be depressed about the world ending.

2014631
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I would be drinking orange soda, and i'd be with my family.

valkery
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I would hug my dogs and then go and have forced sex with several hot chicks.

Just kidding, about the sex thing. I would definately hug my dogs and watch the last season of House.

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hug evryone in my fam fam then jump off a cliff

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