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Microe
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If the world was coming to an end I would meet all my family members up and say our last goodbyes. I would hop on the roof, get a reclinable chair, a blunt, and a .357 magnum(incase anything happens).Ima get makeup and make a smile around my mouth. When the end comes Ill light the blunt and smile.

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duhman0919
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duhman0919
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i would go around with the ladies

Azial
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Azial
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Spend time with my family.

the_manta
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the_manta
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I laughed so hard when I read that Ernie. Lol.


Ugh, you're so off-topic all the time.

OH WHOOPS IMMA HYPOCRITE NOW LOL
EnterOrion
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Kill all of my most hated enemies. Cut their hearts out and stick them on poles.

That's a lot of killing, I assure you.


My answer still remains.
Dannydaninja
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I would go on AG and Spam without worrying about getting banned or losing the people who work for AG's respect... hmmm

aerohawk12
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I would sleep.

Moe
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Moe
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Honestly, I have no idea. But I do know the world would be sorry it gave me advanced warning.

Pacmanpwner
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i would... maybe say sorry to everyone i've ever hurt (i could never remember that much) and eat all i want... and idk, do some other stuff...

H4V0K
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H4V0K
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Depending on how much time I had before the world was going to end would determine what I would do.
If I didnt have long I would just spend it with family and my girlfriend. I wouldnt want to go outside because chances are it would absolute mayhem.

valkery
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I would find a nice high Building bring up a lawn chair a couple cases of beer. Then I would sit and watch people run around like chickens with no heads and enjoy the view of the world being destroyed. It would be beautiful.


Dude, you are more disturbed than Floyd. And that is aying something.
XVERB
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well ill tell you this. the people who say they would kill someone are morons. they are going to die anyway whats the point?

i would hijack a plane and make sure i jumped out right as the would was ending

Armpit
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What would I do? I would destroy the sun somehow, because, if we can't see the sun because there is nobody there to see it, no other planet gets to see it either!

Maybe I would also go find Justin Bieber, and if he's still alive, I would shove a frog down his throat to make him sing better for the last few hours of his life. Hey, just because the world is ending doesn't mean I can't do good deeds!

DrElmer
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i would hijack a plane


A plane? Useless. I'd hijack a rocket and fly it to the moon so if I'm ever found, people will no I died on the moon and not by the apocalypse!
WexMajor82
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I'll rip off the spine from a complete stranger.
And use it to beat up another complete stranger.
Why?
I hate people.

Zanto_zsnes
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I'd go to the front of my house, pick up a seat, seat in on it, and watch the moon, as the meteor's come, i say "trebuchetrebuchetrebuchetrebuchetrebuche" really fast until i get OWNed by the meteor.

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