When I was 7, I was selling stuffed animals at school to some girls (I use to play with them when I was 4 or 5) and I got bored of them. There was no rule at school about selling things but some one denounced me and that rule was working at my old school now :P I just wanted some money and I got suspended one day.
got caught useing the calculator(5th grade). i left it on my pillow and my parents came up and saw it. stuped place to "hide" it. got grounded for a week.
Once I called a kid stupid (I wasn't being serious though), the teacher got mad and sent me to the office. I talked my way out of it in 5 minutes and then got the teacher in trouble for telling us to shut up. She retired after that year. Moral of the Story: Don't send me to the office, EVER
Once I called a kid stupid (I wasn't being serious though), the teacher got mad and sent me to the office. I talked my way out of it in 5 minutes and then got the teacher in trouble for telling us to shut up. She retired after that year. Moral of the Story: Don't send me to the office, EVER
That sucks dude, one of my teachers ask me for gum when I have some. Most of the teachers allow the class to chew gum. Once I got in trouble just because I didn't want to read my text for the class. The teacher got pissed and sent me to supervisor.
Then she made me sit by myself for the rest of the class.
Once, in Social Studies, I was talking to much so I got sent to exile, (the furthest left corner of the class) so I taped a piece of paper that was hanging off my desk that said V.I.P. =P
Another time, this kid got expelled because they thought he had weed in his backpack, it was candy that was crushed. Although he did have knives so he got sent to juvie. Oddly enough I had a dream about that like 30 minutes ago.
I punched a black kid in the face one time, he was really annoying and would not shut the f!@k up. He snitched on me and I got suspension for a day. since my record is clean.
OK so in math class our whole class scoot our desks forwards when the teacher isn't looking and we DON'T GET CAUGHT!
I got in trouble in History because my friend flipped me back in my chair and the teacher was like, "STOP LEANING BACK IN YOUR CHAIR!!" so I had to sit in the mustard chair which is a yellow chair in front of the teacher for the rest of the class.
Also I got in trouble cause my home room chums broke a lamp or something so I had to get detention with them because I'm a boy and in the same home room as them.
I usually don't mess around though. Really, I'm a dedicated student.
Well, and interesting reason is because I got caught skipping Spanish 3 with a couple friends behind Burger King. I had Spanish during 5th period and apparently one of the teachers drives to Burger King every lunch. He just happened to see us there and we ll got Saturdays. That was in freshman year.
A funny reason is because I am in the tech team and we were going to a class to fix a teacher's computer. There was Cameron and I but Cameron had the pass to go there and the security guy saw us and asked for our pass. Instead of just staying there, Cameron starts running and I turn back, and I see he has left me. I then start running but I walk into a dead end and I get another Saturday.
A weird one is where I was in middle school and I got caught along with another kid for making out with another boy. I got twelve pairs of shoes for it thought so it was worth it. I only got detention.
This one is sort of weird. One day I accidentally took a bunch of Viagra pills thinking it was Valium and I woke up with morning wood. It wouldn't go away. It stayed for at least two hours. It really hurt after a while. I had Saturday detention that day so I went to detention, but the teacher told me to get rid of it before I enter. She ended up letting me in because I couldn't get rid of it. Halfway through detention, I get a handjob. It hurt when I came though. It was a win/fail because I got a handjob, but it was painful.
I was reading in the hallway 5 minutes before my pottery class. A security guard comes along and tells me to head back to the lunchroom, because I was supposed to be at lunch. The lunchroom, btw, is at the other end of the school. So, I say "Why can't I just sit here? Class starts in 5 minutes and i'm not in the way or making any noise." The security guard then takes my backpack and tells me to follow him to the Dean's office. I just sit there and go into class 3 minutes later. About halfway through the class, my Dean comes in, gives me my backpack back, and walks away without saying anything. Alright not really in trouble, but, oh well.
Another time I was in English, and we had a sub. The sub asked us to read the same page 5 times in a row outloud. I have no idea why, but I read it once and then stopped. He told me to read it four more times, and I said no, there's no reason to, I got it the first time. He then pretty much called me the worst student he'd ever had and called a security guard to take me out of class. The security guard came and I went with him, once in the hall he asked why I got kicked out of class and I told him, he laughed and said I could go. Again...not "really" in trouble, but they are fun stories.
Kasic, in middle school, there was this black sub who has this spikey hair (she was a girl) and had this weird bloodshot eyes.
Well, anyway, she would be so pissed off for anything. Talking? Referral. Chewing gum? Referral.
She would always make you stand up and ask you, "Why you so rude? Dont chu parents teach yo notun? YOU are a small child and YOU need to learn some R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Now sit down wit cho rude self. Mhmhm."
Hah. My Psych teacher always brings in the same really, well, *****y, sub, who's initials are KKK. I don't know why she never gets another sub, or why her parents named so that her initials were KKK...She almost always writes up 5-6 people per class for doing something.
Hah. My Psych teacher always brings in the same really, well, *****y, sub, who's initials are KKK. I don't know why she never gets another sub, or why her parents named so that her initials were KKK...She almost always writes up 5-6 people per class for doing something.
My Chem teacher is 26 and she's okay. She's pretty but meh. Anyway, she's really nice and always has the same sub, and the sub is like 18. Not even joking. She is superfine but all we do in that class is hangout and don't do any work so we always **** up, 'cept for the Asians.
It's not that she's mean, but she just doesn't do anything at all.
