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Zega
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I guess the title says it all. Have your teachers given you detention for stupid reasons?

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HumanDisease
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I drew a picture of one of my teachers with devil horns in middle school. Another teacher saw it and knew who it was. I has to show that teacher the drawing, he gave me detention. When I showed up, he never even filed it. I wasn't allowed to stay and serve it, a secretary had to drive me home. F****'d up huh.

HumanDisease
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I the 4th grade, i just got a new pack of sports pencils, hockey football, ya know. The other kids were jealous. The teacher distributed them among the class. B****!!

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Just remember if or when any of you become parents you have authority over your children above the schools. So don't be afraid to put your foot down when they treat your kids unjustly...or up there *** if need be.

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I got a 2 day ISS for frikkin' NOTE PASSING. The person giving me notes wrote nuaghty words on them and I still got the blame. Worse, grounded for 3 1/2 weeks and almost had my television thrwon out the window. But the other dude got ISS too so that made it all better.

WiseguyIV
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Okay, there was this pain in the arse at school who's like teacher's pet and all. He's also a showoff and tried to showoff to this girl (but kept failing ROFL) and when he trys to make a "awesome" shot in basketball he almost entirly missies. So anyway one day he won't stop poking me. I really wanted to punch him in the mouth but, eh, so I keep saying "stop.stop man .STOP. I really wanted to say GET OFF MAH ARSE! but that never turns out. the teachers like 2 feet away and she dont givva crap so she just stands there and and watches the fun. So in like sience class I ask the teacher something and he buts in cuz "he knows everything" and the teacher lets him. So i say "shush man I'm talkikng. I don't need your help" And he keeps blabbin so I say "shutup" And the teacher barks at me and the pet is all "heh you gotton trouble herh erheh" I wanted to slug him but that doesnt work. I mean, what kinda person tattletales? WTH?

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lol wiseguy. a couple of weeks ago, we were in library and we were all done getting books and about to go back to the classroom. but, 2 kids at my table stole my books and were running around while i was trying to get them back. the teacher saw us and said, all 3 of u have detentions, sit down. and im like WHAT DID I DO?? i was just trying to get my books back lol thats all what i wanted to do. but, on the bright side, the teacher never gave us a detention slip. o.O

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Oooo in 7th grade science class me and my friend put two gerbils together. One male one female. (obviously we were immature and stupid at the time)

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Okay, there was this pain in the arse at school who's like teacher's pet and all. He's also a showoff and tried to showoff to this girl (but kept failing ROFL) and when he trys to make a "awesome" shot in basketball he almost entirly missies. So anyway one day he won't stop poking me. I really wanted to punch him in the mouth but, eh, so I keep saying "stop.stop man .STOP. I really wanted to say GET OFF MAH ARSE! but that never turns out. the teachers like 2 feet away and she dont givva crap so she just stands there and and watches the fun. So in like sience class I ask the teacher something and he buts in cuz "he knows everything" and the teacher lets him. So i say "shush man I'm talkikng. I don't need your help" And he keeps blabbin so I say "shutup" And the teacher barks at me and the pet is all "heh you gotton trouble herh erheh" I wanted to slug him but that doesnt work. I mean, what kinda person tattletales? WTH?


god i hate kids like that. the problem is theve sucked up to the teachers so much that they dont get in trouble for anything they do.
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Crumpling up a sheet of paper I didn't need, and throwing it into the trash can. My teacher made me write 200 sentences saying "I will not throw in class."

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Crumpling up a sheet of paper I didn't need, and throwing it into the trash can. My teacher made me write 200 sentences saying "I will not throw in class."


In 5th grade i did that...guess what i had to write "I will not throw missiles in the classroom" don't ask me how a piece of paper is a missile since i had a really bad teacher 4 years ago.
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In my freshman year of high school, we had this very creepy new teacher for Spanish. He was a bad teacher, definitely had a social disorder, and couldn't control the class. I felt kind of bad for the guy but he screwed me over by dropping my grade by 25 points for miscoloring a project. For the entire first three quarters my class did things that ranged from throwing textbooks at him, to hiding bananas around his room so they would go rotten, to each student buying a pack of skittles and pegging him with them when he would turn around. Those were some good times. For the most part I just verbally harassed him though, I wasn't that much of a jerk back then.

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Back in the 11th grade i got suspended for ghosting...
This is ghosting: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=peAtB_dFUh0

XVERB
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oh thats called ghosting... i do that all the time. my school is dumb im suprised that isn't a rule yet

overthetop2
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lol i wish my school had been that dumb :P...

Graduated from year 12 last year though, so happy times .

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one of the security guards tasted my chewed up jerky


no wonder you got in trouble. youve got bill murray working at your school.
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