I play trombone. I am not a tromboner. i'm a trombonist.
Yes, because all trombone players blow into a boner :P It's music humor and a good one at that
+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+~+Alright so, great year for District Solo and Ensemble! For those that don't know how the score goes, you basically warm up your piece by yourself if you have a solo, and with your team if you have an ensemble. Once your time is up you must go to the judging room to be judged by judges (:P) and play your music for the judge.
Points are as follows. 9.0 to 13.5 = gold 14.0 to 22 = silver, 23-30 = bronze, aaand 31+ = participation, aka fail. Basically, the less points you have, the better you did in those categories. There are nine of them, and they each go from 1 point to 5 points and can go in-between to .5's. These categories range from tone quality, rhythm being succinct, dynamics, presentation, musicianship, things like that.
So, here's what my team and I got, as well as what I got in my solo:
Ensemble: 9.5/45 = near-perfect goldThis one was fairly easy, all ensembles are compared to solos. This one basically has parts going in at many different times and the main difficulty why it was considered group one was that you needed to keep a steady time. This is hard in this piece, since every one has different melody parts coming in at different times. Some play off others, some play by themselves while we fill in, and sometimes we all play the same melody and basically do rounds. All in this one song, and it took 3 full minutes to play. Rhythmically, it wasn't hard, but the overall piece was challenging.
Solo - 12/45 = low gold ratingRemember how I said that dodectuplets are fun? Sarcastically yes, but they are a giant B word to play. It was an Irish piece exclusive to french horns; it was filled with triplets, 32nd notes, sextuplets, and dodectuplets. You know what really P-worded me off? The piece makes you decrescendo as your range gets higher and crescendos as your range gets lower. There were some instances in which I went back and forth between treble clef and bass clef, because the notes went so low.
So all in all, I blew that song, but I still got a gold. Not how I really wanted it to go, but that's what State Solo and Ensemble is for. 2 weeks of extra practice to buff out those dammed dodectuplets....
Also a bit of humor: our baritone player showed up in shorts and our trumpet player played with his pants unzipped. They both showed up together and I was like "...FML..."