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Graham
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were at a bar, would he order water; then turn it into wine? or just a bud-light?

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Graham
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strange how this isn't related to

World Events, Politics, Religion, Etc.


why the move to Tavvy?
EnterOrion
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Because it's not really related to anything significant . . . .

He would order vodka. Because for a man of his stature, he needs something stronger than beer or wine.

Google567
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Depends if he was a drinker or not.

PanzerTank
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If he were Jesus he wouldn't go to a bar, he'd be making miracles or goto a river and turn it into wine.

Google567
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Why a river?
To get drunk?

Graham
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Because it's not really related to anything significant . . . .


*Ahem* Christianity? is insignificant?

What i call Toast, you call Burnt Bread.


Depends if he was a drinker or not.


if he changed water - wine then wouldn't you think he'd have a sip of it?
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He would order the water and change it to beer. Then he would feed everyone in the bar with just a bowl of pretzels.

Google567
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if he changed water - wine then wouldn't you think he'd have a sip of it?

Give it to the poor instead.
2014631
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He would turn the entire bar into a church. Yay!

Google567
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He would turn the entire bar into a church. Yay!
Whats the point of this, so eveyone can go to church?
Graham
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Give it to the poor instead.


you need to be last on earth to be first in heaven? This'd be condemning the poor!

Whats the point of this, so eveyone can go to church?


just a hypothetical question.
2014631
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Whats the point of this, so eveyone can go to church?


no jesus would turn it into a church so the people in the bar could ask god to forgive their sins
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I know the answer, It was on an episode of 'COPS'. Jesus was wasted off peach schnapps and got caught drink driving. Before getting stopped he hit a civilian killing him... luckily he can perform miracles so brought him back to life avoiding a jail sentence.
Now he attends Alcoholics Anonymous every tuesday.

EnterOrion
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no jesus would turn it into a church so the people in the bar could ask god to forgive their sins


I don't want my sins forgiven though. Lol.

*Ahem* Christianity? is insignificant?


It's not really about Christianity, more about Jesus having a personal preference.

Whats the point of this, so eveyone can go to church?
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For some reason that implied to me that everyone goes to the bar. xD
Graham
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It's not really about Christianity, more about Jesus having a personal preference.


Would Jesus's preference not influence his decisions and his followers' decisions?

What i call Toast, you call Burnt Bread.
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