were at a bar, would he order water; then turn it into wine? or just a bud-light?
You guys all seem to be missing one fact, wine back then was extremely watered down.
he would get hammered first forgive himself and then and them get sober and walk away simple as that
No not true. Jesus has never sinned and never will.
He would order water, bless it so it's Holy Water, and forgive everyone in the bar of their sins and bless them.(:
he would get hammered first
Jesus would have make the water into Holy Water Blessed all the people in the bar or pub and give a little of wine to everubody
What is the point of going to the bar? Just get some tap water and turn it into whatever he wants.
it's based on what you THINK he would do if he was already in the bar.
its water for sure hes holy.
he would get water turn it to wine drink it then refill it with his magical powers and have another and get drunk then go home get sober and go to sleep
He'd turn the baptizing thingy into wine, and then baptize all the little kids in it.
If Jesus were at a bar, he would order Mike's Hard Lemonade.
he wouldn't be at a bar since he doesnt exist*gets ready for some hate
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