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Graham
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were at a bar, would he order water; then turn it into wine? or just a bud-light?

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EnterOrion
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What i call Toast, you call Burnt Bread.


Toast is good, and I call it toast.

Would Jesus's preference not influence his decisions and his followers' decisions?


Not when it involves a bar and whether he would turn water into wine or order some beer.
Graham
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Not when it involves a bar and whether he would turn water into wine or order some beer.


Quite the contrary.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.
EnterOrion
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Quite the contrary.


That's about the health of people . . . Not really religion.

There's no such thing as a free lunch.


What does that have to do with the current topic?

You confused me. I see no relation between Jesus or religion on either of those.
Graham
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The life of jesus affect the followers, the living, the choices. the followers write up the bible and tell what jesus has done, thus influencing the readers.

there's no such thing as a free lunch is referring to the cost of actually doing the buying/conversion. will the priests ridicule him for bud-light? does a part of him deteriorate due to converting things?

skellortor
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it depends on if he drinks or not

skellortor
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or if hes a heavy drinker or not

2014631
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He's not a heavy drinker because in the bible it says it's a sin to get drunk but it's not a sin to drink like one glass.

LiveInPeace29
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He's not a heavy drinker because in the bible it says it's a sin to get drunk but it's not a sin to drink like one glass


Not really.

"Thou shall not poisen thy body with anything unholy or fremented"

Something tells me that drinking at ALL is a sin.
knight_34
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I think he'd order water. Seriously, that is what I think.


He's not a heavy drinker because in the bible it says it's a sin to get drunk but it's not a sin to drink like one glass.


Aye.
Graham
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"Thou shall not poisen thy body with anything unholy or fremented"


must've been some crappy wine he served.


Something tells me that drinking at ALL is a sin.


wai jses mek wine otta watr than?
Google567
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Can't we just end this? We know he'd never walk into a bar.

knight_34
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Can't we just end this? We know he'd never walk into a bar.


Yes, I don't know why he'd want to be in one. Wouldn't he have better things to do?
delossantosj
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he could buy the budlight then turn it into whisky........ i think thats how it would go down

Google567
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What would he do with the Whisky then?

knight_34
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What would he do with the Whisky then?


I have no idea.
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