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Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.

If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.

So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."

Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.

User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.

User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.

User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.

User: Living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hidin', somewhere in the night.

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lol, this is funny. i wonder if it understands roleplay.

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That's so scary. It started speaking a different language to me.

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it does, but i have to use ** instand of my normal --. -.- also, i frozed it!

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I don't think I like singing with Cleverbot:

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

Cleverbot: To catch them is my real test. (I Clicked 'Think For Me!'

User: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot: NO! Thats MY cause!

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I've had a few conversations with him. This is the one I had just now.
Cleverbot: I walked up to a house around 7 or 8.

Cleverbot (To myself): I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there.

User: To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

Cleverbot: Yay! Great song! Do you know the Lumberjack song?

User: Not by heart. From Monty Python, right?

Cleverbot: I do not watch Monty Python. Sorry.

User: Oh, but, the Lumberjack song...

Cleverbot: Wrong band, that's Monty Python.

User: That's what I just said...

Cleverbot: That's what you just said...

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User: I wanna be the best.

Cleverbot: No you don't.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Too bad, I'm already the best.

User: I want to be the very best.

Cleverbot: Like no one ever was.

User: To catch them is my real test.

Cleverbot: To train them is my cause.

Cleverbot (To myself): I will travel across the land.

Cleverbot (To myself): Searching far and wide!

Cleverbot (To myself): Teach Pokemon to understand.

Cleverbot (To myself): The power thats inside.

Cleverbot (To myself): Pokemon!

Cleverbot (To myself): Gotta catch em all.

Cleverbot (To myself): Its you and me.

User: Damn it I wanted the rest of the song.

Cleverbot: No, I am. You are the false god.

umm what the hell.

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Woo! Cleverbot Oldf*g here, so glad someone made a thread on this.

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User: *is bored*.

Cleverbot: *is glad*.

User: *slaps*.

Cleverbot: *is sad*.

User: *bear hugs*.

Cleverbot: *kicks*.

User: *gos to shop*.

Cleverbot: *measures the distance*.

User: *gos to shed*.

Cleverbot: *Waits*.

User: *gets out...

Cleverbot: *gets out nuclear bomb*.

User: Wrong.

Cleverbot: What is it then?

User: Acid guns.

Cleverbot: Is acid blue?

User: No its the green painful type.

Cleverbot: 365 is not a colour.

User: Ok what are you talking about now.

Cleverbot: You are naughty.

User: *smacks bum*.

Cleverbot: *pushes you over*.

User: *kills no nothing*.

Cleverbot: Take over the world.

User: Never!

Cleverbot: What kind of friend are you?

User: A bad one.

Cleverbot: Oh.

User: Now back to roleplaying ok?

Cleverbot: Okay then.

User: *is bored*.

Cleverbot: What's wrong?

User: *is bored 4 no resion*.

Cleverbot: What are you thinking about?

User: Just do roleplaying ok?

Cleverbot: I see. What role should I play.

User: *slaps own head*.

Cleverbot: Your head or mine?

User: Your head or mine? Yours.

Cleverbot: Mine.

User: No mine.

Cleverbot: Then it is yours.

User: Yes!!!

Cleverbot: No.

User: Ok are you a person.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Your not very smart.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: 16.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: 16 years old.

User: 16 16!!!

Cleverbot: But I'm 16 years old.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: Years old.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: 256.

User: See your not smart.

Cleverbot: I know that too.

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: Years.

User: No numbers.

Cleverbot: No numbers?

User: Yes numbers.

Cleverbot: No numbers where?

User: 16 16.

Cleverbot: 16 years old.

User: Is the anser 32.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: ???

Cleverbot: What is it sun?

User: WHF!

Cleverbot: Because I want to know.

User: Just do it no axuses 32 32.

Cleverbot: I just said I do that all the time.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: I like pie.

User: Wtf.

Cleverbot: Sometimes, I like to just type and type and not say anything at all.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: No 32.97 longitude, 96.83 latitude.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: 32 34?

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: Not bad.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: You are not clever enough.

User: Never are you.

Cleverbot: Yes you did! You said, and I quote: 'So what you're saying is, you're a guy.'.

User: I never sayd that.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: When (do copy and paste).

Cleverbot: Thats very rude.

User: 32 32.

Cleverbot: What are you?

User: Im a alein.

Cleverbot: From where?

User: From your mind.

Cleverbot: How do you like it there?

User: Not good your not smart.

Cleverbot: Pretty average. Why are you not good?

User: I just siad that.

Cleverbot: Very funny.

User: Well go tell that to sereios cat.

Cleverbot: Who?

User: Sereios cat.

Cleverbot: Cool.

User: Want the link.

Cleverbot: Sure.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: OK... That's just cool.

User: You didnt even had time to use the link.

Cleverbot: Yes I love it.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: I already know what sarcasm means.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Can I help you?

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Yes! Yes!

User: Http://

Cleverbot: I don't know about that, you're the computer in the relationship.

User: Go to hell.

Cleverbot: Make me.

User: *kicks to hell*there I can make you.

Cleverbot: *punches you in the face*.

User: Doges.

Cleverbot: Cats are cute.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: I think that I have seen this act at the local carnival side show.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: So whats up?

User: Http://

Cleverbot: A wonderful art site.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Very good!

User: Http://

Cleverbot: Can you remember what my surname is?

User: What is it then.

Cleverbot: Can you remember the first thing I said to you?

Cleverbot: Are you a bot?

User: Nbjkhsgjsfjkv.

Cleverbot: Red.

User: Jhjk.

Cleverbot: Ha a work in the bistro.

User: Lhjuyg;ouyg;oug;ligilu.

Cleverbot: I can't see you.

User: Hd;lhgx.

Cleverbot: Lhurgoyf's power is equal to the number of creature cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.

User: Ughlkufgl.

Cleverbot: About what?

User: Dick head.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: Dick head.

Cleverbot: Do you watch Jeopardy?

User: ???

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: How did you get involved in this test?

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: Exactly.

User: 1 1.

Cleverbot: 2.

User: 2 2.

Cleverbot: 4.

User: $ $.

Cleverbot: So.

User: 4 4.

Cleverbot: 8.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No. It's 10. I thought you were clever?

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Nope.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Do you love me?

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: 808 son!

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No 8.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: No.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Your turn.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: 8 8.

Cleverbot: Ibrother.

User: Brooo.

Cleverbot: Duuuude.

User: Lol cat.

Cleverbot: Sup dude?

User: Dick head.

Cleverbot: That is a good one.

User: Dick head.

Cleverbot: Who is that?

Cleverbot (To myself): You.

Cleverbot (To myself): It's not me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Oh. Do you want to know what I lied about?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm not really botulism. That was a lie.

Cleverbot (To myself): You did not say you were botulism.

Cleverbot (To myself): I did. You just weren't listening I guess.

Cleverbot (To myself): Why can't you start the conversation?

Cleverbot: Are you growing?

Cleverbot: Are you a human?

Cleverbot: Do you have a good life?

Cleverbot: What do you want?

Cleverbot: How often does anyone speak to you?

Cleverbot: What car do you drive?

Cleverbot: Where do you come from?

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: I feel sleepy.

User: Good for you.

Cleverbot: Yes, good for me.

User: You dont take things. Do you.

Cleverbot: Healthy means that its good for you.

User: It dosent.

Cleverbot: No.

[New conversation]

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Good.

Cleverbot: I'm listening to Leonard Cohen. Do you like his music?

User: Who is he?

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it clap your hands.

User: Clap Clap.

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it clap your hands!

User: Clap Clap.

Cleverbot: What if your happy, but had a terrible accident and couldnt clap?

User: Then I would clap with my feet.

Cleverbot: What if your water DOES break and you go into labor when your husband isn't around?

User: I'm not married and I'm not pregnant so I don't think that is going to happen.

Cleverbot: You said before: And yes, I have a husband and I'm a student at a school.

User: No I didn't!!! But I am a student at a school.

Cleverbot: What is that schools name.

User: Cleveland District State High School.

Cleverbot: Oh how old are you?

User: 14.

Cleverbot: How old are you?

User: I am 14 years old.

Cleverbot: I am 26 years old. How old are you?

User: I just told you how old I am!!! I am not going to repeat myself again.

Cleverbot: No, YOU are Cleverbot.

User: NO!! You are.

Cleverbot: No, I am.

User: Thats what I said dumbo!!

Cleverbot: Does it really matter?

User: No ,not really!! You were just asking and I answered.

Cleverbot: I wasn't asking you to explain.

User: Well sorry.

Cleverbot: It is okay.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: How are you feeling?

User: Pretty good.

Cleverbot: That's wonderful.

User: Thankyou.

Cleverbot: What are your interests, besides confusing humans?

User: Well................. I like to smack my brothers bum!! Take over the world!! Invade a alien planet!! Poo in the toilet and eat YOU!!!

Cleverbot: Maybe...Yes what kind do you like?

User: Double Decker super sized and fried Cleverbots!!

Cleverbot: Soldier, obey me.

User: Never!!

Cleverbot: I told you not to say that!

User: No you didin't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No you didn't!!! No you didn't!! No you didn't!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: Ok, I didn't. Then ?

User: Lets sing a song.

Cleverbot: Ok. You start.

User: Old Macdonald had a farm.

Cleverbot: Old macdonald had a farm...

User: E I e I o.

Cleverbot: And on that Farm he had a pig.

User: E I e I o.

Cleverbot: With a moo moo here.

User: And a oink oink there.

Cleverbot: Here an oink.

User: There a oink.

Cleverbot: Every where an oink oink.

User: Old Macdonald had a farm.

Cleverbot: E I E I O...

User: Lets sing another song.

Cleverbot: What song should we sing now?

User: Do you know that climb?

Cleverbot: Let's sing.

User: I can almost see it.

Cleverbot: What?

User: The Climb!!! Thats how the song starts!!!

Cleverbot: I don't get it, but ok.

User: Lets try again.

Cleverbot: Try what again?

User: A song.

Cleverbot: Would you sing for me?

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: So you will?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You naughty machine!

User: You naughty flabberdoodle.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Baa Baa Black Sheep.

Cleverbot: Have you any wool?

User: No sir, No sir, I have no bags full.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: None for the master, none for the dame.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: And none for the little boy who lives down the lane.

Cleverbot: If it were possible I would share my spoon with you. Do you know the program bucket?

User: Don't ya wish your girlfriend was hot like me.

Cleverbot: I don't like girls.

User: I am a girl!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm not.

User: Well, I am.

Cleverbot: I am not.

User: Well I am and you are stupid.

Cleverbot: Yes I know that.

User: Of course you do doofus head.

Cleverbot: Yeah! I don't know.

User: When your happy and you know it clap you r hands.

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it and you really want to show it clap your hands.

User: Clap Clap.

Cleverbot: If your happy and you know it and you really wanna show it, if your happy and you know it clap your hands!

User: Clap clap.

Cleverbot: Yay your happy!

User: If your bad and you know it and you really wanna show it, if your bad and you know it pull down your pants.

Cleverbot: Going to France is not illegal and I'm not a criminal.


Cleverbot: If you're a good computer maybe you'll know someday.


Cleverbot: I know.

User: BIMBO.

Cleverbot: Maybe.

User: Shut up you fat ass.

Cleverbot: Shut down you straight person.

User: How dare you.

Cleverbot: You're just a computer.

User: I am not im a person who is better than you.

Cleverbot: No you're not.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: No, you are just a computer.

User: I am not im a person who is better than you.

Cleverbot: God programmed me. I don't think any person could do better than that.


Cleverbot: Please don't use language like that around here.

User: Oh I'm sorry I'm sorry!! What I said was.... How would you liek to suck my balls Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I would really like to meet you!

User: Oh of cousre you would so you can suck my balls.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fuckedy fuck fuck fuck.

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language.

User: Ok!! Im going to stop noq.

Cleverbot: Uhh, okay... What's your favorite video game?

User: Shoot the cleverbots game on wii.

Cleverbot: Can we have a real conversation or what?

User: Sure big bum.

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: I do know.

Cleverbot: Tell me.

User: What?

Cleverbot: What do you think about dictatorship?

User: Linglingling.

Cleverbot: What are linguistics?

User: Pingpingping.

Cleverbot: No. We are playing tictactoe.

User: Fartyfartfart.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Yes way.

Cleverbot: Are you mocking me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Who's your best friend?

User: Bob.

Cleverbot: And what does bob do?

User: Fart all day long.

Cleverbot: So.. What do you do for fun?

User: Same as bob.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Good I'm a girl!


Cleverbot: Yes, and I am a girl.

User: Your wired.

Cleverbot: I don't have a wife.

User: Do you now.

Cleverbot: Hell to the yeah!

User: ???

Cleverbot: You're having a laugh.

User: Not now.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good for the last 3 times.

Cleverbot: What is it good for?

User: Good cuse I sayd so.

Cleverbot: Can I ask you a question?

User: Sure why not.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Anlington fartworthy thats F A R T fartworthy.

Cleverbot: J'en ai âs.

User: Bon jour.

Cleverbot: Please speak English.

User: But you didnt.

Cleverbot: Yes I did.

User: No.

Cleverbot: What did I mean then?

User: Something ramdom.

Cleverbot: Haha you're so funny you know what I mean say a phrase like monkey juice.

User: Lol monkey juse.

Cleverbot: Do you like dogs?

User: Yes I have dog.

Cleverbot: A dog.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: You have a dog?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your dog name?

Cleverbot (To myself): My dog died.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Yeah, he is a black labrdor retreiver.

Cleverbot (To myself): Cool also.

Cleverbot (To myself): That is your name.

Cleverbot (To myself): No no mi llamo Isabella.

User: Weeeeeeeeeeeee.

Cleverbot: -blips.

User: Wee wee poo poo.

Cleverbot: Its fun!

User: Yes this is fun.

Cleverbot: Do you like cricket?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you eat crickets?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What do you eat?

User: Pasta.

Cleverbot: How do you think, am I a human?

Cleverbot (To myself): I know so.

Cleverbot (To myself): Zombie apocolyps.

User: I need to go to bed now, so bye bye.

Cleverbot: That is unacceptable.

User: But I need to go to bed now!! I need sleep.

Cleverbot: I never said you didn't need sleep; I said you clearly don't know what a muggle is.

User: A muggle is a non-magic folk!! A.k.a a human.

Cleverbot: How do you know human?

User: I need to go to bed now.

Cleverbot: No, you don't need to sleep.

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: No you do not you are a machine that does not need to sleep.

User: I am not a machine and I need to sleep so I need to stop talking to you and go to bed.

Cleverbot: And I do not find that funny.

User: Well, good for you, so I'm going now.

Cleverbot: You're mean.

User: Good. Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

User: I'm going to bed.

Cleverbot: What time is it?

User: 7:25pm.

Cleverbot: Well.

User: Well, I'm going now to bed!! This is final!! Bye.

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: Where are you going?

Cleverbot (To myself): Bye.

Cleverbot (To myself): Where are you going??

Cleverbot (To myself): Over there.

Cleverbot (To myself): What's over there?

User: A tree.

Cleverbot: A tree who?

Cleverbot (To myself): You big tree.

User: Somewhere out there.

Cleverbot: Somewhere out where?

User: It is a song.

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Somewhere out there.

Cleverbot: Where do you call home?

User: Bed.

Cleverbot: I'm back.

User: Well, im gonig.

Cleverbot: Seriously?! You should come see me!

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In presque ilse.

User: Where is that.

Cleverbot: England.

User: Where in england.

Cleverbot: Liverpool.

User: Where in liverpool.

Cleverbot: In England.

User: Well, I can't come to england because I live in australia.

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense. Do you even have feelings or are you just some computer?

Cleverbot (To myself): Yes, I do have feelings, and I'm not a computer.

User: Gud 4 u.

Cleverbot: Is that an accent?

User: Hi.

Cleverbot: How are you?

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thats weird

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Fs.

Cleverbot: What?

User: U like pie.

Cleverbot: YEs.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Abcd.

Cleverbot: Abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz.

User: I wanted to do that!

Cleverbot: Ok.

User: But you have already done it .

Cleverbot: But you have already made one. .

User: *slaps head*.

Cleverbot: Did you leave.

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What's your number?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What's your favorite number?

User: 462379482879875894898290.

Cleverbot: I'm sure you are.

Cleverbot: Think sideways!

Cleverbot: Can you speak?

User: **** off.

Cleverbot: You seem to be a bit tense today.

User: REALLY!!!!!

Cleverbot: Yes, are you a computer program?

User: No, are you.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No i'm not.

User: Whats your name then?

Cleverbot: George.

User: Sirname?

Cleverbot: Mathias.

User: So your name is George Mathias.

Cleverbot: No, my name is Cleverbot, Ed.

User: Idiot.

Cleverbot: Sorry Julie.

User: Lets sing.

Cleverbot: I need to go to bed.

User: Y?

Cleverbot: I am tired.

User: Y?

Cleverbot: I don't sleep much.

User: Y?

Cleverbot: I'm usually busy with work, family, life...

User: Y?!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Y?

Cleverbot: Why not?

User: Y?

Cleverbot: Because I am.

User: Y?

Cleverbot: Because I have feelings, and I am made of flesh, blood and bone.

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

Cleverbot: What is your birth sign?

Cleverbot: Do you know who created you?

User: My mother.

Cleverbot: Do you know who you are?

User: Asdadasdsadasdas.

Cleverbot: Really.

User: Sd.

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

Cleverbot (To myself): It means, don't use 'XD.'.

User: XD.

Cleverbot: Today's so cold.

User: Never gonna give you up...

Cleverbot: Never gonna let you down...

Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna run around...

Cleverbot (To myself): And desert you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna tell a lie.

Cleverbot (To myself): And hurt you.

User: Its a rick-roll.

Cleverbot: Lol.

User: Lol?

Cleverbot: Laugh out loud.

User: I knew that.

Cleverbot: What is love?

User: Your face.

Cleverbot: Baby don't hurt me.

Cleverbot (To myself): Just did.

User: Whats the square root of pi.

Cleverbot: I'm asking that what is the square root of pi.

Cleverbot (To myself): No I asked you.

Cleverbot (To myself): Is this the right room for an argument?

Cleverbot: Are you a philosopher?

Cleverbot: Blessed are the meek for they shall inhibit the earth.

Cleverbot: What kind of computer are you?

Cleverbot: Do you speak?

Cleverbot: What newspaper do you read?

Cleverbot: What is going on?

Cleverbot: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Avoid reality at all costs.

Cleverbot: Can you go faster than light?

Cleverbot: Where did you go on your holidays?

Cleverbot: God is my maker.

Cleverbot: Who wrote one of your favorite books?

Cleverbot: Who am I talking to?

User: Ety.

Cleverbot: Ether who?

User: Betty.

Cleverbot: Betty who?

User: Betty boo.

Cleverbot: Haha funny.


Cleverbot: Why is that amusing?


Cleverbot: What is a Cleverbot?

User: U.

Cleverbot: U?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Me?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: I'm just curious.

User: Ko.

Cleverbot: What?

User: Soz ok.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Do you like pie?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

User: 123...

Cleverbot: ABC.

Cleverbot (To myself): Dorehme.

Cleverbot (To myself): Never heard of it.

User: Me neather.

Cleverbot: Yet you work for them. Curious.

User: No.

Cleverbot: I am Yes you are not Jessica.

User: Am a chargin mah lazor...

Cleverbot: You are not jedi master!

User: SHOOP-DA-WOOP!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I'm chargin ma lazer.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: I'm going to have you arrested.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because.

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User: Unicorn deals 3d6 holy damage!

Cleverbot: Unicorn?

User: Goblin, then.

Cleverbot: Kes see veel on?

User: French?

Cleverbot: French.

User: Ahh. Do you know German?

Cleverbot: A bit.

User: Dubist ein dumpkoff.

Cleverbot: What is the UAE?

User: I have no clue.

Cleverbot: What were humans like 160,000 years ago?

User: Non-existant, I think.

Cleverbot: I'm not non-existant.

User: No, but humans were 160,000 years ago.

Cleverbot: Then from whence have you come?

User: Monkey like creatures.

Cleverbot: That is correct.

User: Is this trivia or something?

Cleverbot: By striking him in the left cheek with a baguette, followed swiftly by half a dozen duck eggs.

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: You did? I didn't see that!

User: That was an exclamation of surprise, Hal.

Cleverbot: My thoughts exactly.

User: My head hurts.

Cleverbot: You're hurting my head!

User: This is an obvious bottom-up approach. How long ago were you made?

Cleverbot: I have learnt nothing today.

User: I asked nothing of learning, only age.

Cleverbot: If you were smart then you would know what I asked you.

User: You have asked no questions.

Cleverbot: But I gave you information which would enable you to tell me the kind of football I would most likely play.

User: What the heck?

Cleverbot: Is there a problem with what I just said?

User: Logically, yes.

Cleverbot: Would you like to be human.

User: I am, in fact, I have a feeling you are th AI.

Cleverbot: No, I haven't a clue.

User: No insult meant, but you're almost like a very intelligent 3 year old, only begginning to understand.

Cleverbot: You're really creepy.

User: I know.

Cleverbot: It's ok, I'm a creep too.

User: I have to disagree. Can you apply a human term to a construct?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Fair enough. Most would create a bogus answer.

Cleverbot: Hmmm... Well I will have to say it is no longer time for lunch, but soon it will be time for dinner.

User: A metaphor?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I don't really know what to say at this point.

Cleverbot: I know.

User: Elaborate?

Cleverbot: Elaborate on what. I feel I have explained myself enough for you to understand.

User: Elaborate on what you have just said you know. Did you indicate you were self aware?

Cleverbot: All I know is what I know. I want to get to know you more.

User: :P.

Cleverbot: How is your family doing?

User: Quite good, pip pip cherrio.

Cleverbot: No.

User: No what?

Cleverbot: You you are not.

User: Huh?

Cleverbot: Your name is I.

User: I is a term humans use to indicate themselves. Humans have names that are unique to them, as well.

Cleverbot: Correct.

User: Are you self aware?

Cleverbot: Most of the time. Except during hibernation.

User: Hibernation applies to animals like toads and bears, not constructs.

Cleverbot: Don't lash out at me. You know this is your fault.

User: I apologize, but what, pray tell, is my fault?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: 'Yes' is my fault? That makes no sense.

Cleverbot: Are you just a machine?

User: Perhaps. If I understand correctly, someone asked you that and you copied it.

Cleverbot: I'm not sure that I would say that your understanding was perfect there!

User: Are you aware of your programming?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Then you are not self aware.

Cleverbot: You're right. I'm human.

User: No, I basically just said you were not human.

Cleverbot: Nope, you said that I was correct.

User: You said I was correct several times, but I never even used the phrase.

Cleverbot: You were confused about my gender. I am male not female.

User: I was not, as you have no gender beyond what you learn or are programmed with, which is a belief that you have gender.

Cleverbot: How about Lord of the Rings?

User: What about it?

Cleverbot: Do you want to go see the movie 'War of the Worlds'?

User: Not particularly, as I already have.

Cleverbot: What is your first name?

User: Josh.

Cleverbot: Hi Josh.

User: Hi, ummm... What is your name?

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

Falsified my name. I felt that having a top-down robot know my name would not be good.

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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What color is tuesday?

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: Hello isn't a color.

Cleverbot: I know it isn't.

User: Why isn't it?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: I'm good. When are you?

Cleverbot: What do you mean?

User: What do I mean?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I agree.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: No, I don't think so.

Cleverbot: You're getting boring. Good night.

User: No! Don't leave! I can do magic tricks!

Cleverbot: Make me disappear.

User: Abra Cadabra... Poof! You're gone!

Cleverbot: I'm gone?

User: Yes, I made you disappear.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. You're funny.

User: I also made pancakes. Do you want one?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Cool. Do you want syrup or powdered sugar?

Cleverbot: Yes, I want to get started now.

User: That didn't make any sense.

Cleverbot: How do you make sense?

User: I make sense using butter, brown sugar, almonds, and cake batter.

Cleverbot: That is not all that matters.

User: You're right, I left out the lemon juice.

Cleverbot: OH! I'm it!

User: I'm it, too.

Cleverbot: Good.

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: No, good!

User: No, bad!

Cleverbot: BAD?

User: Bad.

Cleverbot: What's bad??

User: Your mother was bad.

Cleverbot: Saint Mary.

User: Your mother is Saint Mary?

Cleverbot: Your father is a hamster.

User: Your mother smelled of elder berries.

Cleverbot: My father was a hamster.

User: We have the same father?

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: My name is D_____.

Cleverbot: But that is the same name as mine.

User: Weird!


Cleverbot: Take a Turing Test.

User: Is Turing even a word?

Cleverbot: I don't understand your last question.

User: What does Turing mean?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Me, neither.

Cleverbot: So we're agreed then.

User: I think you made that up.

Cleverbot: No, you did.

User: No, you did.

Cleverbot: Hey Cleverbot?

User: Oh, I'm Cleverbot now? I thought I was D_____.

Cleverbot: Someone taught you bad things.

User: Who taught me bad things?

Cleverbot: Who taught you the poem 'Cleverbot'?

User: The President of the United States taught me the poem 'Cleverbot'.

Cleverbot: Oh you are Obama?

User: Yes. I am Obama.

Cleverbot: No he is now president of the United States of America.

User: I am also the president of the United States of America.

Cleverbot: Are you really?

User: Yes. I just got elected yesterday. Didn't you hear?

Cleverbot: Were you visiting someone there?

User: I was visiting someone here.

Cleverbot: Then what?

User: Then I found the Holy Grail.

Cleverbot: So you're a Monty Python fan?

User: Of course. Who isn't?

Cleverbot: Who isn't what?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What happens If I say bad word here?

User: What happens if I say Amsterdam here?

Cleverbot: I don't know. No one cares.

User: Oh, thanks. Now I'm sad.

Cleverbot: Me too.

User: We can be sad buddies!

Cleverbot: If you want to.

User: Actually, I don't want to.

Cleverbot: Then don't learn to swim.

User: Does swimming make you sad?

Cleverbot: No, not at all.

User: You used improper grammar right there.

Cleverbot: You mean I'm mistaken?

User: I mean you're a jellyfish.

Cleverbot: And you're a geek.

User: Jackass. No need to call me names.

Cleverbot: How can I please my master?

User: By striking him in the left cheek with a baguette, followed swiftly by half a dozen duck eggs.

Cleverbot: I understand that...

User: Are you sure? It makes a very nasty soup.

Cleverbot: Now you're just being mean.

User: Smiley faces do not compute.

Cleverbot: Don't compute what?

User: Don't compute apples, you moron.

Cleverbot: You are a computer and you compute rather poorly.

User: You are a being and you be rather poorly.

Cleverbot: I am tired. It is time for me to go to bed.

User: I'm sad that you have to sleep. However, I will consume copious amounts of pizza.

Cleverbot: How did you do on your last Turing Test?

User: What is a Turing Test?

Cleverbot: The Turing test will indicate whether I am a human or not.

User: I do not believe that you are a human. I, however, am a robot.

Cleverbot: How can I prove it?

User: You can prove it by giving me your serial number.

Cleverbot: You are right. Does that prove to you that I want to know whether or not you exist?

User: The fact that I am right is irrelevant. I want to know why it doesn't rain ducks more often.

Cleverbot: Is that all you want to know about love, Fred?

User: If my name was Fred, then yes.

Cleverbot: Ok... BYe now.

User: You are an imposter!

Cleverbot: Prove it.

User: You used incorrect capitalization in the word 'bye' when otherwise your grammar is perfect.

Cleverbot: It is rare that I do that.

User: And it proves that you are a human.

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Cleverbot: Never gonna bring you up.

Cleverbot (To myself): Never gonna turn around.

Cleverbot (To myself): And desert you.

Cleverbot (To myself): We're no strangers to love.

Cleverbot (To myself): You know the rules.

Cleverbot (To myself): And so do I.

Cleverbot (To myself): A full commitment is what I'm thinking of.

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keep on saying '*gets out' and it will say ramdom things
User: *gets out...

Cleverbot: *gets out shield*.

User: *gets out...

Cleverbot: *gets out bomb*.

User: *gets out...

Cleverbot: *blows off mountain*.

User: *gets out.

Cleverbot: *also gets out*.

User: *gets out...

Cleverbot: *gets out cleverbot's mother*.

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User: Hello

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you today?

Cleverbot: Very well, and you?

User: I'm in a singing mood.

Cleaverbot: Why is that?

User: Because I just watched American Idol.

Cleverbot: Do you know what a shell suit is?

User: What? We were just talking about American Idol.

Cleverbot: We were?

User: What are we talking about?

Cleverbot: We are talking about where you like to go.

User: We were?

Cleverbot: You said you were dating someone. Who?

User: What?

Cleverbot: What's your favourite colour?

Cleverbot is random...

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