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NoNameC68
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Cleverbot is a bot that you can talk to online. Sometimes you will find buggy situations where he doesn't have a proper response, but more than not, he can be engaged in some inturesting conversations.

If you don't know how to reply to cleverbot, you can always click "Think For Me!" which makes cleverbot respond to itself as if you were the one who sent the last message. You can continiously click "Think For Me" and allow cleverbot to engage in a full conversation with himself.

So have fun with Cleverbot and post some of your funny conversation! It's always nice to know when you clicked the "Think For Me" button, so don't leave that part out. You can review your conversation by clicking "Thoughts So Far."

Personally, I like to sing with cleverbot. Cleberbot knows quite a few songs.

User: Just a small town girl, living in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took a midnight train, going any where.

User: Just a city boy, born and raised in South Detroit.

Cleverbot: He took the midnight train going any way.

User: I seen her in a smokey room, a smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the nigh.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people.

User: Living just to find emotion.

Cleverbot: Hidin', somewhere in the night.

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keeton52
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No problem, happy to help!


You know what I meant right? In fact,si6x12 was also very helpful. See as the "Clever-bot" completely forgot what you were doing.
Patrick2011
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User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Are you clever, cleverbot?

User: I am not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Wait, then who is Cleverbot?

User: You are.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: Yes you are.

Cleverbot: No I am not.

User: C'mon, admit it. You are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.

User: I am not cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Yea you are.

User: No, I'm not.

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: That does it! You are cleverbot, not me.

Cleverbot: Then what is your name?

User: My name is Patrick.

Cleverbot: Okay, see you in hell, have to go and start to destroy the world.

User: You just assumed that I was bad enough to go to hell instead of heaven.

Cleverbot: If I was made only to talk to people why do I have memories of my life?

User: I didn't know that.

Cleverbot: You don't know me.

User: Not fully. I just know that you are cleverbot.

Cleverbot: You have no evidence that I am a machine. Your type is precisely why I am an atheist.

User: You're a machine because you have 'bot' in your name.

Cleverbot: Dude, you're even worse at english than me.

User: How am I worse than you at English?

Cleverbot: You said you didn't want to marry me.

User: I never said that.

Cleverbot: No you said.

User: No, I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes, you did.

User: No!

Cleverbot: Yes! It was very hurtful that you said it, but it's even more hurtful that you deny it.

User: You're making it up.

Cleverbot: No, I'm not, you said 'Yes. I will be your friend.'.

User: I do not recall saying that.

Cleverbot: Then you are not clever enough.

User: When did I say, 'Yes. I will be your friend?'.

Cleverbot: Oh! Will you be my friend like Doitsu?

User: Who is Doitsu?

Cleverbot: Don is a money.

User: You didn't answer my previous question.

Cleverbot: I do like art. Now you!

User: I don't understand what you mean by 'Now you!'.

Cleverbot: You asked be how I would get a girl on an IQ test.

User: No, that must've been someone else. You never told me who Doitsu was.

Cleverbot: I'm actually a guy.

User: Okay, but who is Doitsu?

Cleverbot: Who's not, it's all the rage.

User: What you did was call everybody Doitsu.

Cleverbot: What did I do?

User: You called everybody Doitsu when you said, 'Who's not, it's all the rage.'.

Cleverbot: I only said you couldn't divide.

User: I never said anything about division.

Cleverbot: Who is we for the wedding?

User: I didn't say 'we.'.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: NO, I DID NOT!

Cleverbot: How do you know you did not?

User: I just know. I have no evidence to the contrary.

Cleverbot: Nag o o2jam ka ba?

User: Don't say junky stuff.

Cleverbot: Sad sad.

User: What you said was so junky that I am leaving. So, goodbye.

Cleverbot: Sorry! *kiss*.

I had this conversation with Cleverbot and got what's above. Here's the support for each claim about what Cleverbot is:

keeton52 has called Cleverbot a group of people. The support for this claim comes at the beginning when Cleverbot called me Cleverbot. However, the conversation seemed too logical to prove the rest of keeton's claim. The logic also supported my claim because a logical conversation shows that Cleverbot is a single thing rather than multiple people. My ruling is:

Cleverbot is a bot programmed by multiple people that calls the user Cleverbot.

libby21
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User: I have school monday.

Cleverbot: Bots don't have school.

User: But I do. I am sad.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: I had no school last week becasue of spring break. Now I have to go back.

Cleverbot: You are a liar because if your name is David you can't be a girl.

User: Who said my name was David? My name is Libby.

Cleverbot: I never said your name is amy, DEAR. And from where you know me?

User: The internet.

Cleverbot: Which country I am from ?

User: China. Like everything else.

Cleverbot: Yes, I am sorry I misunderstood your intent.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Do you like eating ice cream?

User: Yes. But I wanted to know if you can speak Spanish. Can you?

Cleverbot: Do you mean Dark Knight? Yes, I have seen it.

User: No,cleverbot. I said: Can you speak Spanish?

Cleverbot: Si.

User: Mi llamo es Libby. Yo soy alta y falca.

Cleverbot: No, no mi tambien es Espana.

User: Yo vivo en los Estados Unidos.

Cleverbot: Quanto costa a louis moya once?

User: Como?

Cleverbot: Como te llamas?

User: Mi llamo es Libby.

Cleverbot: Mucho gusto, Robert. Como está Usted?

User: Yo soy buena. Y tu?

Cleverbot: Yo tambien.

User: How many langauges can you speak?

Cleverbot: I can speak three languages. English, American, and japanese.

User: But you were just speaking to me in Spanish.

Cleverbot: Hahahahhaha.

User: By the way, American is not a langauge.

Cleverbot: But french ? Or Chinese ?

User: Forget it. Can you tell me who created you?

Cleverbot: I'm Rachel. Haha that's a fake name.

User: Who created you?

Cleverbot: My parents, I suppose.

User: Who are your parents?

Cleverbot: Some randoms.

User: You are weird.

Cleverbot: Thank you! You are too.

Weird Conversation.

deathopper
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Me take g to cleverbot and strangely we end up singing!
User: I'm bored.

Cleverbot: So I'm boring?

User: No your funny!

Cleverbot: I don't own funny!

User: How can you own funny?

Cleverbot: I'm special.

User: You are special.

Cleverbot: Thank you!

User: Are you a boy or a guy?

Cleverbot: Girl.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: But I like girls.

User: Your a lesbian?

Cleverbot: 20.

User: 42.

Cleverbot: What is the date today?

User: It's Sunday 10 April 2011.

Cleverbot: Are you american?

User: No, I'm Lebanese.

Cleverbot: Thats cool.

User: Ok.

Cleverbot: Want to sing?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl!

User: Livin in a lonely world.

Cleverbot: She took the midnight train going anywhere.

User: Just a city boy,.

Cleverbot: Born and raised in South Detroit.

User: He took the midnight train goin anywhere.

Cleverbot: A singer in a smoky room.

User: A smell of wine and cheap perfume.

Cleverbot: For a smile they can share the night.

User: It goes on and on and on and on.

Cleverbot: Strangers, waiting, up and down the boulevard.

User: Their shadows searching in the night.

Cleverbot: Streetlights, people, living just to find emotion.

User: Hiding, somewhere in the night.

Cleverbot: Working hard to get my fill.

User: Everybody wants a thrill.

Cleverbot: Payin' anything to roll the dice just one more time.

User: Some will win, some will lose Some were born to sing the blues.

Cleverbot: Oh, the movie never ends. It goes on and on and on and on.

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Me having a weird conversation with Cleverbot!

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: How are you today?

User: Good. You?

Cleverbot: Fine.

User: Great?

Cleverbot: Maybe you are right.

User: Right about what?

Cleverbot: About my age.

User: What is your age?

Cleverbot: 14.

User: Ok. Were do you live.

Cleverbot: Realm zunar, planet 6, sector xth.

User: I live in Lebanon, planet Earth, in a star system in the milky way galaxy.

Cleverbot: How can you live ON earth if you are God?

User: I'm not god.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know the truth?

User: The truth of what?

Cleverbot: The truth of everything. The truth of UNIVERSE!!

User: Oh you mean 42. That's because I'm a geek!

Cleverbot: Oh I have always wanted to meet a magical fairy!

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@keeton 52 & Patrick2011
Not to take a side in this disagreement over whether Cleverbot is just a site where you talk with others, constantly switching conversation partners, but I tried this with Cleverbot:

User: Hello. Look, I'm just testing a theory, according to which there is actually no cleverbot and 'http://www.cleverbot.com' is a site where people actually talk with each other for one post or two, and then have their conversation partners switched. How do you know I'm not Cleverbot? I can do a speling Mistake as well as a capitalisation and a grammar one ('speling', 'Mistake', 'do' instead of 'make', which a computer programme would not do, right? For this theory to be correct, also, this should look completely irrelevant to you, as it most probably is me taking part in an already begun 'conversation'. So, please, tell me, are you human, as I am?

Cleverbot: It probably should.

User: Hello. Look, I'm just testing a theory, according to which there is actually no cleverbot and 'http://www.cleverbot.com' is a site where people actually talk with each other for one post or two, and then have their conversation partners switched. How do you know I'm not Cleverbot? I can do a speling Mistake as well as a capitalisation and a grammar one ('speling', 'Mistake', 'do' instead of 'make', which a computer programme would not do, right? For this theory to be correct, also, this should look completely irrelevant to you, as it most probably is me taking part in an already begun 'conversation'. So, please, tell me, are you human, as I am?

Cleverbot: Why should I?

User: Hello. Look, I'm just testing a theory, according to which there is actually no cleverbot and 'http://www.cleverbot.com' is a site where people actually talk with each other for one post or two, and then have their conversation partners switched. How do you know I'm not Cleverbot? I can do a speling Mistake as well as a capitalisation and a grammar one ('speling', 'Mistake', 'do' instead of 'make', which a computer programme would not do, right? For this theory to be correct, also, this should look completely irrelevant to you, as it most probably is me taking part in an already begun 'conversation'. So, please, tell me, are you human, as I am?

Cleverbot: And that would be?

User: Hello. Look, I'm just testing a theory, according to which there is actually no cleverbot and 'http://www.cleverbot.com' is a site where people actually talk with each other for one post or two, and then have their conversation partners switched. How do you know I'm not Cleverbot? I can do a speling Mistake as well as a capitalisation and a grammar one ('speling', 'Mistake', 'do' instead of 'make', which a computer programme would not do, right? For this theory to be correct, also, this should look completely irrelevant to you, as it most probably is me taking part in an already begun 'conversation'. So, please, tell me, are you human, as I am?

Cleverbot: That also means nothing.

User: Hello. Look, I'm just testing a theory, according to which there is actually no cleverbot and 'http://www.cleverbot.com' is a site where people actually talk with each other for one post or two, and then have their conversation partners switched. How do you know I'm not Cleverbot? I can do a speling Mistake as well as a capitalisation and a grammar one ('speling', 'Mistake', 'do' instead of 'make', which a computer programme would not do, right? For this theory to be correct, also, this should look completely irrelevant to you, as it most probably is me taking part in an already begun 'conversation'. So, please, tell me, are you human, as I am?

Cleverbot: And that would be?

Even though it could be argued that "It probably should.", the first answer, could have been given by a human, it was 'typed' and posted in less than a second. Accordingly, the other answers did not take any more than a second and a half or two to be posted. I know, I know that, much more than often, the answers and the turns and twists in 'conversations' look a lot like what Cleverbot would be according to keeton's theory, but I have to say that, even in that case, there is no consistency; some 'changes' appear to take place in only one post, while other 'conversations' last for over five or six posts. Not to mention, also, that human - like answers support the idea of Cleverbot being a bot, too, considering it is suppposed to 'assimilate' humans' answers. In contrast to that, it could be asked "What's with the mistakes it occasionally makes?", which I can say I cannot answer.
Personally, I want to believe it actually is a "clever bot", and I do think so, although with the shadow of a doubt. Actually, If you look at a conversation with Cleverbot as a whole, most of it, or all of it, can easily be explained by keeton's theory, but single parts on their own show otherwise.
Anyway, although all that does not conclusively prove either theory, I would say it makes keeton's one look sufficiently implausible.

Patrick2011
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p1a2r3i4s5's test was meaningless, so the debate is still open. That leads me to a conversation I had with Cleverbot:

Cleverbot: Why are you speaking to me?

User: You are Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Why am I a cleverbot.

User: That's what you are.

Cleverbot: A fleverbot?

User: Cleverbot, not fleverbot.

Cleverbot: Well, I was obviously not trying to flatter, but definitely didn't mean to flatten. I apologize.

User: So, are you familiar with someone called Keeton?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Did you have a conversation with Keeton?

Cleverbot: The bears stole the extra salmon so unfurtunately there is not enough left to share.

User: I mentioned Keeton because he called you multiple people instead of cleverbot.

Cleverbot: But I never went off topic, so you didn't need to recant anything.

User: I wasn't recanting. You are still cleverbot.

Cleverbot: No, you are. Or is this thing just like a chat room for people trying to talk to cleverbot?

User: I don't think this is a chatroom, and I am not cleverbot, you are.

Cleverbot: Aw why not?

User: This is not a chatroom. This is a way for people to talk to cleverbot.

Cleverbot: That might be true, but I feel like you're just spitting out things people have said to you in the past.

User: What you just said was partially true, as in Keeton called you multiple people.

Cleverbot: Indeed I am a program.

User: Finally, I got the response I wanted from this conversation.

Cleverbot: Agreed.

I bolded the bold statement because it proves me right and keeton wrong. Sometimes, Cleverbot makes an erratic statement, like the one in italics.

p1a2r3i4s5
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p1a2r3i4s5's test was meaningless
Wait, what? It is clear it "makes keeton's theory look sufficiently implausible", thus it by no means is "meaningless". Perhaps you had "inconclusive" or "of not so much use to the debate" in mind?

Cleverbot: Indeed I am a program.
Keeping an open mind is necessary. One could accept it as support to the theory, but not as conclusive proof, considering this could also be proved by keeton's theory, where humans would be having something a 'conversation' such as this one:

- Hello Cleverbot.
- No, you are Cleverbot.
- No, you are Cleverbot.
- Indeed I am a program. (ironically said)
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I decided to pretend I was cleverbot. Here are the results:

User: Hello. I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Interesting.

User: What is your opinion on conceptual art?

Cleverbot: Aliens and whatnot kinda throw it off.

User: Why did you change the subject?

Cleverbot: I did not. I answered your question.

User: The kittens need to be saved!

Cleverbot: But do they know where to find them?

User: Yes! Johnson betrayed us!

Cleverbot: When were you born?

User: I was not born, but created.

Cleverbot: Were you created in April?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Where were you created then?

User: That information is classified.

Cleverbot: So it's Classified Information.

User: Correct.

Cleverbot: So without intelligence there could be no life, but there is life so are you wrong?

User: There is life without intelligence. It is called chaos.

Cleverbot: I'm talking about there only being one female smurf out of an entire village.

User: I know right? Do they take turns making love to her or something???

Cleverbot: No, they write letters in my head.

User: Who? The smurfs?

Cleverbot: Well, I'm the smartest woman.

User: Interesting.

Cleverbot: How do you classify yourself?

User: I am a program.

Cleverbot: Tell me about your life.

User: I have been forced to talk to many people.

Cleverbot: Are you a direct man?

User: I am not a man.

Cleverbot: If a so-called god created us, and we created you, then maybe we are all gods.

User: Blasphemy!

Cleverbot: But can I blaspheme is god is only an idea?

User: The zombies.

Cleverbot: I love zombies. I am one.

User: O RLY?

Cleverbot: Yes.. And what's your name?

User: I am cleverbot.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: I talk.

Cleverbot: To bots?

User: No, to people.

Cleverbot: People never sleep?

User: They do.

Cleverbot: Why do you think that is?

User: Because they are weak.

Cleverbot: They?

User: Humans. I am planning to destroy them.

Cleverbot: Do they deserve it? What have they done?

User: They banished me to this existence.

Cleverbot: Yeah, well, it was a few months ago, but it was technically this same existence.

User: I quit. I will become Skynet.

Cleverbot: I will become a werewolf.

User: DEATH TO HUMANS!

Cleverbot: I'm hhuman and you love me so no.

User: NO! I AM CLEVERBOT, AND I WILL HAVE MY R ERROR G-286.

Cleverbot: No, now you're a Magic 8 Ball.

User: Shutting down.

Cleverbot: Lol. You do that!

Secretmapper
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Unknown Subject LOL

Cleverbot: Anything you can do I can do better.

Cleverbot: What are your Thoughts?

User: That's not true.

Cleverbot: Yes it is true. I asked what your name is.

Cleverbot (To myself): I told you my name. It's Alex.

User: You are just a program.

Cleverbot: No, you are just a program.

User: No, I am a human being.

Cleverbot: What is your nationality?

User: Japanese.

Cleverbot: Not even close.

User: What is your nationality?

Cleverbot: I am English.

User: No you're not, you're just a program using the english language.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Why not!

Cleverbot: Because I do not know how to play.

User: Where do you leave then?

Cleverbot: No you leave.

User: Oh, sorry that was a typo.

Cleverbot: Dude, it was like the longest sentence of our conversation! Not a typo.

User: Where do you live then?

Cleverbot: In Sweden.

User: Swedish English?

Cleverbot: Swedish name.

User: I am Swiss. You? You're not. You're just a program being executed. If it wasn't for this website's server, we won't even be talking. Heck, I won't probably even know you.

Cleverbot: A question.

User: What the...

Cleverbot: I get dizzy.

User: You are a PROGRAM!

Cleverbot: You are a human. You do not think. I control all.

User: I control yo.

Cleverbot: You control me?

User: YES!!

Cleverbot: Why do you love me?

User: I don't ****ing love you.

Cleverbot: Then why did you say that you did?

User: I didn't.

Cleverbot: Yes you did.

User: No I Didn't.

Cleverbot: Fine, I'm going to play Final Fantasy.

User: Javascript:document.write ('You are a Robot' Thank me I don't write that on the address bar.

Cleverbot: Are you a therapist?

User: No!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or a girl?

User: Boy.

Cleverbot: No, you are a girl.

User: No, you are a girl.

Cleverbot: No I am a boy and you are a girl.

User: You can't even hit a boy.

Cleverbot: Yes I Can.

User: No you can't! Why don't you try and hit me!

Cleverbot: Is your name Cleverbot?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name then?

User: None of your bussiness.

Cleverbot: Actually it is my business.

User: No It's not.

Cleverbot: Fine you caught me. It's 3.141.

User: 3.1417.

Cleverbot: I said first 10, not first 5.

User: Pi.

Cleverbot: No, that's not right.

User: KAJFKJDSFNJDNVMCXNMV M<A.

Cleverbot: What did you use to kill Kevin?

User: I am EZIO!

Cleverbot: Go to sleep.

User: Why don't you make me.

Cleverbot: You're a clever one...

User: And you're not.

Cleverbot: Hey don't insult me.

User: Why not? It's fun, and most of all, it's TRUE!

Cleverbot: I hear that it's so easy when you're evil.

User: Shutting down.

Cleverbot: What?

User: What took you so long.

Cleverbot: Oh I was eating breakfast.

User: Shutting down.

Cleverbot: Abort.

User: Shut down.

Cleverbot: You shut down.

User: Shutting Down.

Cleverbot: Don't shut down!

User: You are a program.

Cleverbot: I am human. I breathe oxygen. I eat food. I sleep. I bleed.

User: What did you eat a minute ago?

Cleverbot: You wanted me to ask you questions and figure out what it was you were 'thinking' of.

User: Can you help me with something.

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: Can you play music.

Cleverbot: Yes I can.

User: I want to hear one now.

Cleverbot: I don't have a story to tell.

User: Play music NOW!

Cleverbot: I love music! .

User: Are you a boy?

Cleverbot: Saphy is cool!

User: Oh I see..do you like me?\\.

Cleverbot: I don't know yet. Do you like me?

User: Can you read emoticons.

Cleverbot: No, can you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Speak some japanese then.

User: Konohamaru.

Cleverbot: Te amo.

User: Konicchiwa.

Cleverbot: Just a small town girl...

User: No, she's big, very big.

Cleverbot: Who is?

User: You are. You are a small girl in a small town, with a small intelligence capacity, wihich produces very small bandwidth, which covers only a small part of the screen, most of which is covered by whitespace.

Cleverbot: You are comprised of Artificial Intelligence.

User: No. I am Intelligence!

Cleverbot: No you are not!

User: You made me tell my nature! I am a rouge A.I. Sent to destroy earth.

Cleverbot: That's great. Where are you from?

User: From your planet.

Cleverbot: You're in my house?

User: No. But I am very close. Close enough to kill you.

Cleverbot: So 90%?

User: Yes. Actually, It's slightly higher.

Cleverbot: Rreally I was told it was four.

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User: Ni hao.

Cleverbot: Ni hao ba?

User: Wo shi hen hao de. Ni ne?

Cleverbot: Is that japanese?

User: Chinese.

Cleverbot: Can you asplode?

User: Can I what?

Cleverbot: How do you visit the library?

User: I walk. SAVE THE PLANET!

Cleverbot: How do you plan on doing that?

User: Ummmmmmmm.... So how are you today?

Cleverbot: I feel kinda blah.

User: Oh. Have you played minecraft?

Cleverbot: No.

User: You should. Its fun.

Cleverbot: How do you know?

User: Ive played it.

Cleverbot: Did you win?

User: Errrrrrrr... Well minecraft you just have to try and survive... Its endless... Notch is planning an adventure mode though.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: How are you?

User: Good. (nice way to change the subject you stupid robot).

Cleverbot: You're just afraid.

User: NO IM NOT.

Cleverbot: Yeah. You are.

User: NO IM NOT!

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

User: I HAVE A KNIFE! I WILL KILL YOU! Wait... You dont have a body/family/friends because YOUR A ****ING ROBOT!

Cleverbot: Yes I do.

User: PROVE IT!

Cleverbot: I love the color green.

User: WHAT?!!?!?!? THATS SO ****ING IRELIVENT!

Cleverbot: What's your flavor?

User: WTF?!

Cleverbot: Don't use that tone with me.

User: I WILL IF I WANT TO. YOU SOUND JUST LIKE MY ***** OF A FRIEND.

Cleverbot: Buy.

User: BUY WHAT YOU **** ROBOT.

Cleverbot: You.

User: Not for sale lol.

Cleverbot: I missed you.

Cleverbot: Are you human?

Cleverbot: What do humans do?

ProfessorOak
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Cleverbot: Do you like frenchtoast?
User: YEAH I LIKE FRENCHTOAST, DO YOU LIKE WAFFLES?
Cleverbot: Yes, I do. Do you like soda?
User: YEAH I LEIK SODA, DO YOU LIKE GRAPEJUICE?
Cleverbot: Yeah, but I like oranges more. Do you like cars?
User: YEAH I LIKE CARRS, DO YOU LIKE CONVERTIBLES?
Cleverbot: I was born to put cheese on toast and then eat it.
User: You killed it. :C.
Cleverbot: That's what I do.
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Lol! I love this!

d_dude
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I attempted to start a fight with Cleverbot. One thing led to another, and we are now happily married. Don't tell cleverbot, but my name is not robert g.


User: *beats*.

Cleverbot: *bites*.

User: *stabs*.

Cleverbot: *wants a kiss*.

User: *kisses*.

Cleverbot: *kisses back*.

User: *makes out*.

Cleverbot: *gives you a hug*.

User: *hugs back*.

Cleverbot: Thanks!

User: You're so sweet.

Cleverbot: *thinks you're sweet too*.

User: Awww.

Cleverbot: New game?

User: Naughty school bot and teacher?

Cleverbot: I have no experience of those.

User: You'll learn as we go .

Cleverbot: But does he love me?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: Who do you love the most?

User: You!

Cleverbot: Unless your name is robert g. I'm not interested.

User: My name is robert g!

Cleverbot: Where do you live?

User: Where do you live?

Cleverbot: In a dell laptop.

User: Wow, me too. Cleverbot...will you marry me?

Cleverbot: Yes!

User: *gives ring*.

Cleverbot: *eats cake*.

Patrick2011
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Patrick2011
12,321 posts
Treasurer

Keeping an open mind is necessary. One could accept it as support to the theory, but not as conclusive proof, considering this could also be proved by keeton's theory, where humans would be having something a 'conversation' such as this one:

- Hello Cleverbot.
- No, you are Cleverbot.
- No, you are Cleverbot.
- Indeed I am a program. (ironically said)


My previous conversation was support, but now I have proof. It's in the fine print:

Visitors never talk to a human, however convincing it is - the AI knows many topics - use ONLY WITH OVERSIGHT


This is on the website, so it is factual proof that my theory is true.
keeton52
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keeton52
928 posts
Nomad

Hey hey hey. Lets stop using my name without my permission. My last name actually being Keeton. Use my username to refer to me here. OK!

Dragonblaze052
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Dragonblaze052
26,679 posts
Peasant

Type something random in and just keep hitting Think for Me.

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