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~when your friend gets in the trunk and drops stuff on the car behind you

~ when you grab mushrooms from outside and put them in your car while thinking "now i'm finally gonna get superspeed"

~When you hit a fat kid thinking he's browser.

when you paint a turtle red (poor turtle) and you throw it (again, poor turtle) out of your car because you think it will home in on somone else's car

~When you drive of the road in the bushes while searching for an hidden route

when you find a mushroom in the middle of the road you eat thinking you will speed up

When you see the commercial where the fat guy says "Eat it, Yoshi" and you get an instant flashback.

when you find a mushroom in the middle of the road you eat thinking you will speed up

When you see a red box and you call an electrician in fear that the box will shock you.

You don't avoid buses, because you believe that they will do nothing more than flip you over for a second.

You egg cars because you believe a starman will pop out of the egg.

You think "taking shrooms" is slang for speeding.

When you're driving and you see an Italian man, you just have to race him.

When you're driving and you see a fat Italian man, you avoid racing him, because you believe he has bombs.

~Whenyou try to get a speed boost by going past one of those detour signs with the blinking arrows

~When there's a turtle in the road and in trying to avoid it out of fear of spinning out, you fall off a cliff, and just think, "hehe, that lakitu will save me."

When you think your neighbor's dog is a chained up cannonball.

~When you're surprised that you don't have an a or b for slowing down and speed up
~When you go off road en drive trough a castle thinking you're in the level bowser's castle

You drive into a barrel, thinking it will shoot you at 200 mph.

You are part of the SWAT team, but instead of wearing protective gear, you bring a starman.

~When you hit a fat kid thinking he's browser