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alphaomega66
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I got the idea from thingthingfreak's thread "You know you play too much Call of Duty When..." and i decided to expand it. Anyway here are some firsts:

~When you find a box in the middle of the road and you ram it because you think you will get a Mega Shroom
~when you throw a banana peel behind your car thinking you will make the guy behind you's car spin out

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Armpit
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When you drive your car onto ice rinks, thinking it's a racetrack, and you crash into a couple and shout "Dammit, Shy Guy!"

alphaomega66
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when you become an astronaut because you want to drive on rainbow road

Google567
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When you still play the N64 one. Man that game is still good after so many years.

Yodadude53
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When you make bombs and throw it at your friends on your bike o_O

emmalouc1
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When

-You dream about it.
- You put mushrooms in the hood of your car, and you think that your car will no go faster.
- You dream about finding THE rainbow road.
- You go to a go-kart place hoping that the experience would be like the game

FloydTC
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~When you hit a fat kid thinking he's browser


there is no mario kart game in which bowser would step out of his kart and walk around on the racetrack.
Willsoccer725
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...you try to get sparks to come out of your car when you go around a corner

DrElmer
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there is no mario kart game in which bowser would step out of his kart and walk around on the racetrack.


Haven't you ever played Mario Kart: Battle of Alzheimer's.
crazydumdum
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When your controller explodes because you squeezed it too tightly...

alphaomega66
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Haven't you ever played Mario Kart: Battle of Alzheimer's


does that game even exsist
gamerman14
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-when you hit all of the bananas that other people have dropped.

Austinn
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when your driving down the road and some stupid punk pulls in front of you and you reach for a red shell to nail his butt

Armpit
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when you hit all of the bananas that other people have dropped.


On the contrary, that would mean that you don't play enough Mario Kart. Usually it's the inexperienced players who hit all the banana peels, not the ones who've played too much that these reasons apply to them.

So, in this case, hitting banana peels is a good thing.
samw100
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~when u go off a jump and think you are going to fly

emmalouc1
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- When u see a cloud, u hide ur items in the car
- U own all the toys and merch
- U can't stop thinking bout the time u beat ur AMAZING friend
- U buy balloons to have ur very own Balloon Battle.

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