I got the idea from thingthingfreak's thread "You know you play too much Call of Duty When..." and i decided to expand it. Anyway here are some firsts:
~When you find a box in the middle of the road and you ram it because you think you will get a Mega Shroom ~when you throw a banana peel behind your car thinking you will make the guy behind you's car spin out
the "giant brick with a face" is called Thwomp -when you start hitting every box in the street because you think they will give you power ups -When you avoid every pipe you see because of the chance of a pharana plant