Ok here are the rules, you say something stupid and painful (like in *******) and then the next person rates how painful and stupid it is and makes a new painful and stupid thing.
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1. Nothing that can kill you 2. Nothing overly gruesome 3. No double posting 4. Follow the rules or this will be locked again
I'll start it off,
Ride in a speed boat at full speed into a sandbank while standing on the front of the boat.
Stupidity depends on the situation. Extreme body-modders do this to themselves for cosmetic reasons (there is video documentation of this and I'm not linking it here!!!)
Stupidity 9/10, because it is not always fatal. Pain 9/10, and I will further note that the pain is often a motivation for said amputation.
However, some people do this in order to save their life e.g. they're trapped under a boulder a million miles from civilisation and the only way to get out is to cut off their already gangrenous leg. Otherwise they'll either starve or the gangrene will kill theme.
Stupidity 0/10, because this is the smart thing to do. Pain 3/10, because the limb is usually dead already.
I'm going to stick to things I have already seen. For example, a guy lacing his ceiling fan with barbed wire, turning it up to high speed, then jumping headfirst into it.
Not by itself but you have to think of circumstances of what a lion would do to you (attack you).
Well, when you say eat, it does not necessarily include tracking down, hunting, killing and eating all together. Just eat. And eating already prepared meat isn't painful.
Swallow a sword
If a man off the street tried to do that, he would injure himself pretty quickly. "Swallowing" swords, don't even involve real swallowing.
For a regular person..
Stupidity 10/10 (Would you try?) Pain 10/10 (Yes.)
I got ninja'd >:O
And I thought you just ninja'd me.
a guy lacing his ceiling fan with barbed wire, turning it up to high speed, then jumping headfirst into it.
I don't think I would need to elaborate on this. I'm not sure if he would be killed immediately, but I am sure it wouldn't take long.
Pain 10/10 (Hey, it sounds painful. Plus, it has barbs.) Stupidity 10/10 (A very asinine method of self-destruction)
Buried alive. Intentionally. (I know it's stupid already.)
Yeah, I read a story about this hiker who amputated his own arm in...Moab, I think it was(?), because it was trapped under a boulder. Name was Aron Ralston, I think, but I can't be sure. Ow. Anyway... Stupidity: 9.5/10. I see no real reason to do this, unless you're part of a cult or something(still stupid), or you're obsessed with self-defense(ironic!) and wanted to test out your defense system of razor-fan that you just installed...or...something...nope, basically there's really no reason to do that. Pain: 7. Barbed wire is no fun(I've tripped on it once. Still have the scars), but it's not excessively painful(there are far worse things). Still, traveling at high speed at your face and body, it'd be about twice if not thrice as much pain and injury, as the wire would go deeper. It really depends on how fast the fan is going; high speed, sure, but how fast is high speed? Regardless, I'm going to give this a 7. And in case you're wondering, my system of rating pain and stupidity is a little bit like the Richter scale. Base-10, and exponential. So still pretty painful.
I got ninja'd >:O
P.S.: What do you expect, when you're typing walls of text that could substitute for the Great Wall of China? =P
Okay. Hit your head against the wall as hard as you can, repeatedly until you die. Doesn't sound like much, but when you think about it, biggest bruise in the universe. xP
Hit your head against the wall as hard as you can, repeatedly until you die. Doesn't sound like much, but when you think about it, biggest bruise in the universe. xP
Not allowed to say things that will kill you, read the rules!
