Ok here are the rules, you say something stupid and painful (like in *******) and then the next person rates how painful and stupid it is and makes a new painful and stupid thing.
RULES PLEASE READ!!!
1. Nothing that can kill you 2. Nothing overly gruesome 3. No double posting 4. Follow the rules or this will be locked again
I'll start it off,
Ride in a speed boat at full speed into a sandbank while standing on the front of the boat.
Stupid 4/10 Painful 0/10 or if you are struck by a lightning it can kill you and breaks the rules.
You force the doctors to extract you some stones from the kidneys which you actually don't have. They operate. You also tell them to drug you with an extremely little dose so you are not asleep and see it all and you pain to death and you still cannot die. When they find out that you had no stones you tell them that you just wanted to feel pain.
You start choking yourself until you reach a level right before you die in order to feel the extreme pleasure. Then you stop!(It happens. If you are choked, right before you die you feel extremely nice!)
Come on, if you don't know what to say, JUST. DONT. POST. AT ALL.
Stupidity: OVER 9000/10 Painfulness: 4/10
Eat yourself for no reason at all. (You don't die, but get incredibly close to it before you faint, get taken to the hospital and just do it again when youre healed, and... <OH NOEZ! INFINITE LOOP!!>
Stupid: --. I don't understand! If you want to pain yourself it is always too stupid and psychotic. Maybe we should rate only the pain!
Painful: --. You don't know when you will die so it depends on how much you will eat yourself
And don't be so smart! You will lose your style! Come on! I was just telling it because there are Judges who are very strict about this staff and put 6-7 on the most painful thing in the world!
Anyway i nail myself all over my body in order to find out if this Chinese curing method works but i actually just & only pain!