Ok here are the rules, you say something stupid and painful (like in *******) and then the next person rates how painful and stupid it is and makes a new painful and stupid thing.
RULES PLEASE READ!!!
1. Nothing that can kill you 2. Nothing overly gruesome 3. No double posting 4. Follow the rules or this will be locked again
I'll start it off,
Ride in a speed boat at full speed into a sandbank while standing on the front of the boat.