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Ernie15
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Self-explanatory.

My perfect hamburger?

Patty (duhh)
Buns (duhh)
Onions
Tomato
Ketchup
Pickles
Bacon

What is your perfect hamburger?

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Zophia
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cenere does not drag you out to eat fast food?
Not really~ Possibly because of my habit of trying to buy food for him.

its about the same quantity, and if you drop all the sprinkled cheese in one area, its not too different.
It changes the texture of the eating experience a lot, but I see your point. Saladburger!<3
Cenere
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Not really~ Possibly because of my habit of trying to buy food for him.

It is an unhealthy habit > >...

I get my burgers like I do everything else. If I got stuff to put in it, I do so. Which means a burger can range from beef, bun, salad, cucumber, dressings, ketchup, tomato, pepper, bacon and so on... to bun and beef. Or less.
Zophia
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I get my burgers like I do everything else. If I got stuff to put in it, I do so. Which means a burger can range from beef, bun, salad, cucumber, dressings, ketchup, tomato, pepper, bacon and so on... to bun and beef. Or less.
But what would be the perfect burger for you? :O

It is an unhealthy habit > >...
No, just slightly expensive at times?
Cenere
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But what would be the perfect burger for you? :O

A home made one.

No, just slightly expensive at times?

Unhealthy economy. And I feel bad and stuff.
EnterOrion
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1/4 horse patty
Maggot cheese
cow blood
Cyanide seasoning
Pig bone seasoning
Seaseme seed bun
Other assorted meats

It would be awesome.

/sociopath

Mine has already been made. Mini sirloin burgers!

pHacon
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1/4 horse patty
Maggot cheese
cow blood

Horse meat is actually really good, and so is worm cheese, you just have to get past the texture.
Is the cow blood added on or is the horse cooked in it though?
EnterOrion
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Cow blood is added on as well as being the marinade for all of the meats.

I'm thinking of adding human bone marrow as well . . . .

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A hamburger smothered in hot chicks.

valkery
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This is turnining into a weirdo fest of burger-ness

EnterOrion
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Is that a problem?

Do you not like my burger?

pHacon
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I'm thinking of adding human bone marrow as well

Ok... Bone marrow, after it's been cooked, especially cooked in the bone? Horrid texture and smell

A hamburger smothered in hot chicks.

cannibalism ftw

This is turnining into a weirdo fest of burger-ness

Yes, it surely is...

Is that a problem?

Do you not like my burger?

My Dad was in here looking for crap, my room doubles as a storeroom most of the time.
EnterOrion
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Ok... Bone marrow, after it's been cooked, especially cooked in the bone? Horrid texture and smell


I like the smell of under ripe blood cells, thank you very much.

cannibalism ftw


I lol'd
XVERB
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patty
buns with the seeds but i can't remember what they are called
cheese
pickles
catchup
chopped onion
bacon

this would be my perfect burger if it was cooked right and the extra stuff was freash

Hectichermit
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Toasted Buns
Spicy Mustard
Jalapeños
Red Onions
Lettuce
2 Slices Pepper Jack Cheese
Bacon
A little Salt
Lots of Pepper
Homemade Beef Patty with seasoning grilled over charcoal fire

Ernie15
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Possibly because of my habit of trying to buy food for him.


That's a habit? Sounds more like an impulse to me!

This is turnining into a weirdo fest of burger-ness


The topic is about burgerness, and the entire site is a "weirdo fest", so the fact that it took this long to turn into a "weirdo fest of burgerness" is the most bizarre part of all.

Bone marrow, after it's been cooked, especially cooked in the bone? Horrid texture and smell


Not chicken bone marrow. It doesn't taste too bad, actually. I've never tried other bone marrows though. Never really bothered to eat beef right off the bone.

My Dad was in here looking for crap, my room doubles as a storeroom most of the time.


Huh? o_O ...I don't see the relevance...
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