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Ernie15
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Self-explanatory.

My perfect hamburger?

Patty (duhh)
Buns (duhh)
Onions
Tomato
Ketchup
Pickles
Bacon

What is your perfect hamburger?

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sourwhatup2
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Basically just meat and lettuce Lol. And the rest of the ingredients.. I doubt it's really a burger.. or even a sandwich at that.

Ernie15
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Like this?


Yus. Like zat.

The only thing making it slightly burgerlike is the patty and round shape?


What if it had a Wendy's square patty rather than a round one?
AfroSquirrel
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mines simple

patty
pickles
ketchup

Ajo
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Ajo
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( BUN )
<PATTY>
-Lettuce-
~Mustard~
~Ketchup~
( BUN )

samw100
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bun
patty
ketchup
pickles
mustard
lettuce
cheddar cheese

MarioMario
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Peasant

top bun
cheese
patty
bottom bun

Yep not relly much for me .

WexMajor82
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The perfect hamburger?
Is the one I've already eaten!

Maverick4
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Peasant

Top Bun
American Chese
Bacon
Patty
Middle Bun
Bacon
Carmelized Onions
Pickles
Patty
Ketchup
Musterd
Bun

Ernie15
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No bun for yours, AfroSquirrel?

The perfect hamburger?
Is the one I've already eaten!


What was on that hamburger that made it so perfect?
FloydTC
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A hamburger smothered in hot chicks.


you mean like the one on the bottom?

http://likecool.com/Home/Furniture/The%20Hamburger%20Bed/The-Hamburger-Bed.jpg

the dude on top just wouldnt leave. ignore him unless you have a good enough reason not to.
WexMajor82
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What was on that hamburger that made it so perfect?

The fact that it is in my belly.
And I am happy!
Ernie15
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I have to get me one of them hamburger beds!

The fact that it is in my belly.
And I am happy!


How long has it been in there, and how can it still be perfect after 2 days of hydrochoric stomach acids eating away at it? That is, if it hasn't wandered into your intestines by now...
XVERB
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How long has it been in there, and how can it still be perfect after 2 days of hydrochoric stomach acids eating away at it? That is, if it hasn't wandered into your intestines by now...


Ernie, do you have to disagree with everything everyone says? lolz
Ernie15
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Ernie, do you have to disagree with everything everyone says?


Yes I do, but that's not the point.

And if you say "Yes it is", you're just mocking me.
Armpit
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Top bun
Bacon
Fried egg
Patty
Bottom bun

Whoever thought of the idea of combining breakfast with burgers is a true genius.

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