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leo99rules
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I have nothing to do on AG today so, just list the worst ones you have seen. Share stories if you want.

Here is my list

"Your Mum (I'm Australian)"
"Your Dad"
"No... IT WAS A BLUE ELEPHANT"
"Someone with your great intelligence could not possibly distinguish the difference between red and blue...wait, did I say that right."
"I TELL YA THERES A 6 IN JOHN"
"So what?"
"OMG I am 1337 I deserve order lolz" (Someone said this in real life)

Please make sure yours are true...unlike mine.

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Bluydee
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One I said to a 5th grader when I was in 3rd grade.

Me: *cough*girl*cough*
Him: Your mom.
Me: Idiot.

Google567
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Thats pretty lame Bluydee.
I would say jokes similar to that.

Bluydee
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One I said to a 5th grader when I was in 3rd grade


I meant to say "One a fifth grader said to me when I was in 3rd grade"
leo99rules
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Me: *cough*girl*cough*
Him: Your mom.
Me: Idiot.


I have about *counts* 210102489732545763487657834687673456 more like that.
Wyuen
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"Your an idiot"
"I know you are but what am I?"
"An Idiot"

Dang...

Yodadude53
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Real conversation:
Me: Dude, I could so beat you in hockey!
Guy: So?
Me: Yeah, so that means I'm better :P
Guy: Well-I have a hotter girlfriend so I'm better!
Me: Yeah, uh- no.

Ernie15
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"Does your face hurt?"
"No..."
"Well, it sure is killing me."

...

"Is your refrigerator running?"
"No..."
"Well, then you better let him out!"

Wait, that last one didn't sound quite right...

firetail_madness
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Pretty much any awful comeback is using a comeback that is the exact same as what the insult was in the first place.

Example:

Person #1: You suck at math!
Person #2: Your the one who sucks at math!

Ernie15
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Pretty much any awful comeback is using a comeback that is the exact same as what the insult was in the first place.


"No u" would be an exception. In certain situations, that can be a great comeback.

http://media.urbandictionary.com/image/page/nou-57914.jpg

Mediocre example, but I wanted an excuse to put in a picture.
leo99rules
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In certain situations, that can be a great comeback.


You've lost me.
KMRaider
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In certain situations, that can be a great comeback.

You've lost me.


Same.

Example:
'Shut up'
'No you shut up'
Ernie15
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It only works in text, I forgot to mention. Person-to-person, it's just a failure. :P

And you have to just say "no u". Nothing else.

EnterOrion
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Friend: You know, I really like pickles.
Me: That's what she said.

It was funny. xD Horrible, but hilarious. xD

Graham
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anytime anyone refers to an object with an adjective i reply "You're " + adjective " !"

EX

"This isn't working!"
"You're not working!"

leo99rules
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Ooooh I have new one.

"Your face"

That is all.

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