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Whack em upside the head and teabag. rinse and repeat.

Firetail, are you like going back to the oldest topics and bumping them back in?

Anyway, at least be realistic people. If it's an older teenager, I always take the "bigger brother" routine. I always pretend I'm gonna call one of my older brothers and the guy says sorry and runs for it. =D

Firetail, are you like going back to the oldest topics and bumping them back in?

Well they probably wouldnt hang around after stealing it so i would stand there looking dumbstruck most likely and then call the insurance company and get a new one. Or accuse the nearest scouser in sight.

Ugh...The memories...I used to love my bike but couldn't put it in our garage b/c it was too crowded so I had to keep it in the yard, without a lock...This went ok for about 2 months until one day I woke up, got ready for school and I walked outside and my bike was gone. I freaked out and got very very mad. So I had to walk to school for about 2 weeks until one day on my way back from my friends house I noticed a nice bike in the trash. I just walked right by it thinking about asking my mom if I should take it. So I got home and told her aout it and she said "Hell yea, go get it now!" So I ran back and got it. Wel now I had a bike,but about 3 weeks later, same thing, woke up for school wentoutside and it was gone...I was so angry I dropped a very loud F-Bomb in front of my mom and got grounded...

even thought i dont got one... if i was going to get one and they stole it i'd eat them

if someone stole my bike i would just chase them down with my car that they were too stupid to steal.

idk about my bike but if someone tried to take my board i remember i tackled my friend and beat him with a plastic tube because he threw my board in the street it didn't get run over

Ha, I would probably chase them down or something. I love my bike.

Lol its happened once. My friend was over so we were up all night but we left my garage open and we saw a kid drive away with my bike so we ran for like 20 minutes before the kid fell of trying to make a sharp turn in the mud..so he fell I took my bike and left before my friend did whatever that gave the kid bruises.

Pfft, i wouldn't care if i gave my bike to a complete stranger

I'd hop on my dad's or sister's bike and chase after them. I just got a new bike.

no one with a brain would steal my bike.

...and no one will hear the screams...

I would scream WTF and somehow make up an exuse to tell my parents, if it was not locked.

i proboly wudnt care since the break pads on my bike are worn to nothing so they'd go down a a hill or a deer wud jump out and then BAM they'd keep on goin stright wihtout slowing at all lol